Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

Sarcastic IT Contractor with severe Microsoft tendencies and Wammy parkrun Run Director. Lover of running, hater of running and victim of time bandits. x9000.com Newcastle-under-Lyme, England Joined December 2009

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

17 hours ago

I can now reveal that an earlier draft of the @Great_Run medal had it as Newcastle-Under-Lyme and the river was actually the M6 motorway. 🤣🤣🤣 It was still a magnificent event and the medal is awesome! See you next year for my lucky number 13! #GreatNorthRun

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21 hours ago

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

3 months ago

I see there is a bright red Tesla for sale in the Washington DC area. Only has delivery milage on it but the buyer must arrange to have it towed as it has never been driven and the battery is now flat. Also, someone has taken a dump in the glovebox.

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

9 months ago

This smells of expired certificates somewhere. It has caught everyone in IT out at some point.They are great, safe, complex and a pain in the arse to maintain. bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv2g… Rush-hour trains delayed due to 'nationwide fault' on communication system - BBC News

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

9 months ago

I'm continuing my migration from Twitter for all the obvious reasons. The plan is to do it gradually: 1) Find existing people I follow on Bluesky. 2) If they are actively post there then I unfollow them in twitter. 3) Encourage posters to dual-post or move. 4) Use both apps but…

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

9 months ago

I'm experimenting with using Buffer to post across Twitter, Threads and BlueSky all at the same time. Here's a random AI video to help with the test.

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

10 months ago

You can find me over on the rival blue sky thingy with my fancy new handle of @PaulPrior.x9000.com Not bothered to put much there yet, but ready to abandon ship when required by this site's far-right overlord.

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

10 months ago

My new Tesla really isn't as good as you'd think. No self-drive, no fancy console, not even any wheels - they probably cost extra. Zero stars, do not recommend. You should probably get a Ford Fiesta instead.

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

11 months ago

Wolf in black lab clothing.

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The Wammy parkrun @thewammyparkrun

11 months ago

Poppy was helping the Funnel Manager today, one of our 28 high-viz heroes helping our 282 finishers complete a safe and, thankfully, highly uneventful Wammy parkrun. Join the team one week and see that magic happen from the pink side of parkrun. #loveparkrun #parkrunDogs

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

11 months ago

Getting cold out there, but it'll soon be time for the season's first news story of some 'Magical Winter Wonderland' event that turns out to be a warehouse of smoking actors, a sick donkey and a packet for crisps for every sucker. No kind of story warms my heart more than that.

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

a year ago

The fog on the Tyne... #GreatNorthRun2024

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Paul Prior 🇪🇺 @Engineerasaurus

a year ago

She's like a fox. The good looks of an Edward Fox. The poise and majesty of a James Fox. And the sense of entitlement of a Lawrence Fox. Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of Belly Rubs, respectfully demands more snacks.