Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO

Founder, CTO @altrsoftware. Advocate of Central Florida. Key Inventor 30+ granted patents. All views are mine, not those of my employer. Central Florida Joined February 2008

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Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO

12 hours ago

Why would @Kalshi think it’s a good idea to force an update on a Saturday?!

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Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO

5 months ago

Live video messed up in @TheMasters app for everyone or just me? #Masters2025

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Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC

5 months ago

Me at work doing a little macrodata refinement

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5 months ago

Examples of format specifier for useless #HackerNews posts. printf("%s: a modern %s written in %s" , uselessProject, uselessTask, currentTrendyLanguage)

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6 months ago

Why does trade show carpet smell like that?

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7 months ago

These #SuperBowl ads are proof that we’re regressing as a society.

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Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC

7 months ago

Let’s be honest nobody really knows how tariffs work.

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7 months ago

#Zoom Backgrounds make people look like 1-dimension paper cutouts. Change my mind.

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Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO

9 months ago

I think that @Target employees are trained to shake their head yes even when they’re telling you no. Great technique.

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9 months ago

There was a time when peak American innovation was to put a salad in a cup. Now we have software that can take words and do a mediocre job of turning it into a picture. It's like when you go to an art gallery and you see something that makes no sense and they call it "abstract"

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9 months ago

"Here is my professional headshot (and I attached it). Draw a picture of me at a desk writing software." Safe to say that we have a long way to go with #ai. #ChatGPT

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New York Post @nypost

9 months ago

Art Cashin, Wall Street veteran for over 60 years, dead at 83: ‘True giant in our industry’ trib.al/805Cc6F

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9 months ago

The joys of #opensource -- "configure: WARNING: C++17 is not yet standardized, so the checks may change in incompatible ways anytime"

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9 months ago

Do people in the US actually use #WhatsApp for anything legal? Asking for a friend.

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9 months ago

Happy Honda Days (to those who celebrate)

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9 months ago

Colima continues to be the very best way to run #Docker containers on Mac imo.

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9 months ago

There’s no place in America that’s busier on Thanksgiving than the 7-11 in a 1sq mile beach town

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Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO

a year ago

$CRWD RCA for the incident is available -- IPC bindings between test and integration were different. Knight Capital learned a very expensive but very similar lesson 14 years earlier. crowdstrike.com/wp-content/upl…