Sh*t Engineers Say @Engineerisms
Shit Engineering Students Say Engineering Schools Everywhere Joined January 2012-
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IT depts empty this morning! #StarWarsTheForceAwakens opened @ midnight last night @neiltyson @SWEtalk @TauBetaPi
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F9R (pronounced F-niner) shows a little leg. Design is a nested, telescoping piston w A frame.
When some starts out their explanation with "Soooo in theory.." be prepared for a lame reason why their math isn't working out.
Good luck to all the engineers taking the FE Exam today! (Hint: the answers to the first 5 are A, B, A, B, D)
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My boss gives me notes on the backs of these 😂 #dilbert #engineeringproblems @EngineersHumor @Engineerisms
Dear @chevrolet, you might want to double check your units for torque.. #multiplynotdivide
Did anyone else notice how calm the Russians with dashboard cameras were while A METEOR HURTLED TOWARD THEM?
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Seven billion hearts, but I can see only one. #ValentineFromSpace
Aww shucks Wolfram Alpha, you shouldn't have! I thought we agreed no gifts! Happy Valentine's Day!
We're giving up homework for Lent. Who wants to join us?
I've got 99 problems, and they're all due tomorrow by 5PM #engineeringlyrics
If a professor gets to copy the homework every year, why does it matter if I copy the solutions? #hypocrite #engineeringproblems
Attitude control: trying not to laugh when business majors tell you how hard their classes are.
10! seconds is exactly 6 weeks. #thingsyoulearnwhenyoushouldbedoinghomeworkat3am
My professor's closet must look like Doug Funnie's, because he wears the same clothes every class.
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Writing the square root symbol last because you never know how long it's going to be. #engineeringproblems
I might as well just get drunk instead of doing work. I can always do it tomorrow (or the next day) #GroundhogsDay
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