FunniestTweets_ @Epic_Ziggy
Bio's are Useless I could be Lying and fascinating u at the same Time Because my father is Bill Gates Yo Mamma's House Joined July 2012-
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When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."
You + Me + Bacon - You = Happiness
When you failed test, 50% of you will looking for your friend who got same score and say "We are team!" ~(‾▿‾)/\(‾▿‾)~
Before Twitter = Facebook Before Facebook = MySpace Before MySpace = Life.
#10WorstFeelings getting sack tapped and the delayed pain.
Nobody really cares who just walked in during the middle of class, but the entire class is going to turn around and check anyway.
i hate when people text me hours later trying to continue the conversation... bitch the feeling is gone..
#IDontHaveTimeFor @TheFunnyRacist he's A B!t©# Cracker
Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•|
Me: "Can you write in the dark?" Dad: "I think so, why?" Me: "I need you to sign my report card."
I say 'sorry' a lot. Mostly because I feel like everything is my fault.
I don't hate my school, I just don't like the people in it.
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often. Remember that..
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome but shit happens..
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Ron Bautista @BautistaNY
60K Followers 2K Following Every day millions of moments pass us by, I just happen to notice a few.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger… if people could learn to manage their stupidity
Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
“I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell, I am a hustler baby, I’ll sell water to a well” Jay Z
We met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, we're done, you're deleted. #funnyfacts
A man walks into a bar with a monkey...... I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore.
Grab Somebody UGLY, tell'em 'BYE'! STAY AWAY FROM ME TONIGHT...#ziG
WHen I was little My mom didn't make me watch thoSe big band shows..too much Sax and violins..get it?? K nvm dumbFace jokes over..#ziG
Grandma moment: "Drop it like its hot,Drop it like its hot!" "Grandma please,Stop spilling your soup!"
" My friend said, "Onions are like the only food that can make you cry!" .. But that was before I hit him in the face with a pineapple..."
" That awkward moment when you're chilling at the park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano !!"
Grandma "G" moment "GET THE FU*K OUT MY FACE!" "Grandma please! It's a 3D movie!" 0_o"
Grandma "casino" moment "Everyday i'm shuffling..." "Grandma please,just deal the cards...#ziG
" That awkward when you've already said "moment" in your head. #ziG "
"I wasn't THAT drunk." "Dude, you said Justin Bieber was awesome" "Omg..I didnt." "You did" "Did you punch me?" "Right in the face" "Good."
" I refuse to go bungee jumping.. I came into this world cuz of a broken rubber,and Im not leaving coz of one."#ziG
*gets caught whispering in class* Teacher: "Would u like to share that with the whole class?" No bitch thats why I whispered it #ziG
Dear Pinocchio, so all I have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort. #ziG
" Friend: Why didn't you answer my phone call? Me: Cause I was dancing to the ringtone :D"
When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my girl that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the fuck are you?
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