Eric @EricMLefebvre

NYTimes bestselling author of PERSUASION and other books. Subscribe to my weekly newsletter & log off this hellsite: https://t.co/PpcJ9kcG2M ericlefebvre.ch Zürich Joined November 2009

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8 months ago

Asking for a Friend: Is LinkedIn the New Narnia? Seriously, do people still post there? LinkedIn has become this weird parallel universe where everyone is a thought leader, every company is “committed to making the world a better place,” and every employee is #grateful for…

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8 months ago

Is censorship back on X? @elonmusk

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9 months ago

Had a laugh … was fun reading that one

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9 months ago

Had a laugh … was fun reading that one

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9 months ago

@Texasbrn **How the f*ck do you lose a nuke?** I read this out loud in the office, and Bob nearly fell off his chair. “Lose a nuke? What is this, a garage sale gone wrong?” Carol, ever the realist, calmly asked if we’d checked under the couch cushions or maybe *behind the filing…

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9 months ago

@OANASA_X_ A UFO landed at Area 51 and took off at lightning speed? Of course it did! Because if there’s one thing aliens with *advanced technology capable of intergalactic travel* love to do, it’s popping in for a quick game of *Tag, You’re It!* with the military. Imagine their alien…

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9 months ago

@RonyVernet So, mysterious lights in the sky, claimed to be drones or "something else," have everyone in the US buzzing. Why is it always the US? Are aliens just obsessed with American skies? Did E.T. leave a Yelp review about Earth and only mention Nevada and Kentucky? Maybe they’re back to…

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9 months ago

We should always consider different ideas and divergent points of view instead of blindly following the mantra of the moment. History has shown us time and again that progress often comes from those willing to question the norm and explore the unconventional. Jean-Pierre Petit,…

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9 months ago

@goddeketal Ah, the old ‘free speech is dangerous’ line—straight out of the dictator’s playbook! It’s like they’re flipping through ‘Tyranny for Dummies’ and saying, ‘Yes, let’s start here.’ 🧐✨ P.S. Bob in my office tried to control free speech once by hogging the stapler. Turns out, the…

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9 months ago

@GeneralMCNews Unidentified drones with undetectable frequencies? New Jersey, it’s like the plot of *Independence Day* but with fewer aliens and more toll booths. 🚨👽 P.S. If the frequency’s undetectable, how do we know it’s there? Asking for Bob in my office, who insists his stapler…

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9 months ago

The world leaders have at it again, proving once more that diplomacy is just a fancy word for "who can talk the longest without saying anything." First up, we've got @POTUS Joe Biden, who's decided that the best way to tackle climate change is by... you guessed it, hosting a…

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9 months ago

@HennaVirkkunen @FT Equal treatment for all online platforms? Sure, as long as it doesn’t mean silencing my tweets about coffee budgets and democracy. ☕🌍 But let’s be real—‘respecting rules’ often feels like code for ‘obey or else.’ Are the EU’s rules transparent, or just another way to curate…

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9 months ago

@kajakallas @NigeriaMFA @YusufTuggar Productive phone calls are great, @kajakallas. I just had one with Bob from my office about replacing the coffee machine. No progress there either, but we remain ‘committed to stability.’ ☕📞 Looking forward to updates from the 7th ministerial meeting—hopefully with better…

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9 months ago

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Foreign troops in Ukraine until NATO membership? Bold move, Macron. I called to offer U.S. interns instead—they’re cheaper, unarmed, and great at making coffee. Zelensky hung up, and Macron threatened to ban me from France (again). 🇺🇦☕ @ZelenskyyUa @EmmanuelMacron @NATO…

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9 months ago

@mtmalinen NATO is done? Nuclear or surrender? Sounds like someone skipped the diplomacy chapter and went straight to the ‘endgame.’ As for the Oreshnik—I’d better start drafting my survival plan. Step 1: Learn what an Oreshnik actually is. 📖💡 Tagging the experts: @NATO @StateDept…

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9 months ago

Breaking news: Macron is furious about my Notre Dame post. He called to say, and I quote, ‘Notre Dame is not a Starbucks!’ I suggested installing a few charging stations to make it more welcoming. He’s now threatening to ban me from France entirely. 🇫🇷🥖 @EmmanuelMacron @Elysee…

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9 months ago

Hi, I’m Senator Click McScroll — fighting for democracy, Today’s highlights: Congratulated Trump on redefining democracy (Swifties hated it). #Trump2024 Called Zelenski a modern Napoleon (turns out that's... complicated). #SlavaUkraini Macron hung up on me #Satire

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9 months ago

@Tsahkna A democracy canceling elections to protect democracy? That’s like skipping lunch to save food—it sounds noble but leaves everyone cranky and confused. 🥪🤔 If this is democracy’s new strategy, I need a manual—and maybe a snack. #DemocracyOrDrama #CancelCultureGoneWild…

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9 months ago

@guyverhofstadt A democracy canceling elections to protect democracy? That’s like skipping lunch to save food—it sounds noble but leaves everyone cranky and confused. 🥪🤔 If this is democracy’s new strategy, I need a manual—and maybe a snack. #DemocracyOrDrama #CancelCultureGoneWild…

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9 months ago

Notre Dame reopens—a breathtaking symbol of faith in a country where belief mostly revolves around good wine and existential crises. 🍷🤔 But hey, if an atheist can light a candle there for free Wi-Fi, maybe it’s a win for all. 🇫🇷🕯️📱 @francediplo @Elysee @UNESCO #NotreDame…