Eric Sander @EricScottSander

Chicago Real Estate Attorney. “Live a good life, be kind to others.” Famous last words of my main man @BMMurray2 85-18. Gotta stay positive. Go Go White Sox Chicago, IL Joined August 2015

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Riot Fest @RiotFest

a year ago

If the @whitesox hire @OzzieGuillen as their next manager I will give everyone who RTs this a free ticket to Riot Fest.

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Eric Sander @EricScottSander

2 years ago

Under no circumstances can you continue to allow forgetting to put the hot sauce in the bag @tacobell. I was devastated.

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2 years ago

The level of disappointment that the #WhiteSox manage to immediately inflict upon any semblance of optimism is unprecedented.

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3 years ago

They definitely weren’t disappointed. Great set by @thestrokes @N_Fraiture @alberthammondjr

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3 years ago

Away From The Mire with @BillyStrings Dude absolutely crushed it tonight. #Lollapalooza #billystrings

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3 years ago

I put the washer on 9 minutes and I swear it takes 30

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3 years ago

🎶Yeah I know you warned me, but this is too important🎶 Automatic Stop #thestrokes @MetroChicago

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3 years ago

🎶 I think I’ll be alright 🎶 Someday @MetroChicago #thestrokes

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3 years ago

It helps being at the game with a happy kid. They stink! #WhiteSox #FireTony

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4 years ago

Few things can produce a sigh and an eye roll like when your morning alarm goes off while you’re already in the shower.

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4 years ago

Not mad about January and February anymore. Shout out to @EZICERINKS who made this way easier than it looks

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4 years ago

1st Place. My girl nailed it. @aileenquinn #Annie

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4 years ago

I put my EarPods in the wrong way every time I put them away. Can’t figure it out

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Eric Sander @EricScottSander

5 years ago

Happy 4th. Great day to be an American! #4thofJuly2020

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Happy Father’s Day to the legend @ScottSander1. You’re an incredible Father and I’ll never be able to thank you enough for all you’ve given me. That said, I did give you a perfect son so we’re kind of even. See ya at the course!

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Eric Sander @EricScottSander

6 years ago

What’s up @Ritzcrackers? It occurred to me tonight that the bags for your cheez and pb sandwich crackers can’t be opened without making it look like Freddy Krueger and Wolverine had it out for it. We can’t keep em fresh! It’s been long enough. Can you make a new bag?

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6 years ago

Listening to my most played @SpotifyUSA of 2018 and remembering how cool I was

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6 years ago

When will it end @ChicagoBears?

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Jake Ryan @TheJakemon

6 years ago

I’m playing men’s softball against a team all dressed up as WWE wrestlers. Kane is at 2nd

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Corey Achino @PizzaPorFavor

6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump Imagine being an 18 year old carpenter in #Greenland. One day your using the metric system and throwing back a cold one after work, the next day your tape measure is useless and your next beer is 3 years away. @lamichaelmast