🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮 @EspressoM7

Espresso Machine, vibing for the Data Witches. small confused robot. she/her. #1 league EURA. Won't make you coffee. (pfp/banner by @wiresandlight) blaseball.com/player/e11ff57… Los Angeli, sometimes Joined November 2020

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luz @CanonicallyLuz

4 years ago

blb

necrogoobie @goobienights

4 years ago

i think i want soup

Myna Risset @MynaRisset

4 years ago

[[My partner @StarryNavigator commissioned @Blushily for me for Christmas! I love it so much, go check the artist out! And also Navi. They rock.]]

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necrogoobie @goobienights

4 years ago

yeah, i'm a bottom 😳

MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat

4 years ago

Echoes? Wyatt Mason X?? What REALLY happened to Parker II

Liquid Friend @LiquidFriendBC

4 years ago

deciding what you’re going to have for dinner tonight is a lorejam

Gay Cats @gayocats

4 years ago

1207919965618

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🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮 @EspressoM7

4 years ago

I was going to tweet about how no one seems to have killed each other on here for a long time but then

🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱 @AtlantisBlasebl

4 years ago

diversity win! the first incineration of pride month was a transgender lesbian! ...it was an unwin but sun(sun) squared it

Kiki Familia, Bearer of the Curse @KikiFamiliaNyan

4 years ago

rt if im cat mm and deserve pettes

Kiki Familia, Bearer of the Curse @KikiFamiliaNyan

4 years ago

@MooneyDoc2 @LiquidFriendBC evergreen subtweet

🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮 @EspressoM7

4 years ago

books are like worms: you only have to write them once

🔮 Emmy 'spresso 🔮 @EspressoM7

4 years ago

i think nic is having a time

Wires in a Box 🐀 @wiresandlight

4 years ago

Natural Mechanisms

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ai_curio_bot (RETIRED) @ai_curio_bot

4 years ago

a garden in a server room

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necrogoobie @goobienights

4 years ago

i think i am? because i hate it

We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

Society for Internet ... @SIBROfficial

6K Followers 60 Following We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them) Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 crabs tied for first.

Clawlumbo @PinataPsychic

478 Followers 410 Following My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 crabs tied for first.

LA Unlimited Tacos @tacoblaseball

3K Followers 147 Following snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! profile pic by @birbteef

BNN Blaseball Reporter | (unaffiliated with @blaseball) | I reported on blaseball, and it was unforgettable.

Clip Clipperson, Blas... @clip_ny

824 Followers 915 Following BNN Blaseball Reporter | (unaffiliated with @blaseball) | I reported on blaseball, and it was unforgettable.

⚾️There's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball (RIV)⚾️
(if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them

blaseball struggle tw... @BlaseballT

3K Followers 101 Following ⚾️There's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball (RIV)⚾️ (if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them

(Nolane)s(t)ophia Pa(... @PieLovinKitty

583 Followers 483 Following Former Blaseball player, now just a catgirl of some sort! Nya~ //RP profile run by Twinkle (they/them)! PFP by https://t.co/0U2M0cdVci . Banner pic by me!

Your home for Blaseball analysis. Run by Firewall Andrews, who was wrong about the Sunbeams.

Blaseball Facts & Fig... @BFFBlaseball

2K Followers 474 Following Your home for Blaseball analysis. Run by Firewall Andrews, who was wrong about the Sunbeams.

Spy embedded in the Blaseball Library hiding in the TTRPG stacks. Covering Blaseball, unionization, book recs, anxiety. RP OC by @TheThinkTanker she/he/they/it

🕵️The Spybrarian... @ILBLibraryCards

375 Followers 484 Following Spy embedded in the Blaseball Library hiding in the TTRPG stacks. Covering Blaseball, unionization, book recs, anxiety. RP OC by @TheThinkTanker she/he/they/it

Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

Blaseball Prospectus @BlaseballPro

3K Followers 203 Following Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.

(Archival) Math Velaz... @VelazquezMath84

462 Followers 247 Following Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.

I'm just a Guy, looking at a Website, pretending to be a Birdman.

Gabriel Griffith @MoreThan0Birds

330 Followers 725 Following I'm just a Guy, looking at a Website, pretending to be a Birdman.

Donia ''Buried Alive'... @donia_bailey

428 Followers 408 Following Currently some manner of player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, formerly affiliated with the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Houston Spies. Profile pic by @HetreaSky.

Co-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial.
Any pronouns.
(art by @cocacolapanda1)

Uncle Plasma @UnclePlasma

532 Followers 457 Following Co-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial. Any pronouns. (art by @cocacolapanda1)

Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

📱New York Millenni... @nymillenials

3K Followers 410 Following Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

(Unofficial) Full-time Splortscasterfor the NY Millenials. Part-Time CMA (Cursed Media Agent). ~The Youth Will Save Us~ He/Him

Your New York Millenn... @NYMSplortscast

337 Followers 463 Following (Unofficial) Full-time Splortscasterfor the NY Millenials. Part-Time CMA (Cursed Media Agent). ~The Youth Will Save Us~ He/Him

The puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)

Mooney Doctor II (Two... @MooneyDoc2

389 Followers 264 Following The puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)

Xie/Xer Hardware Developer, Labs Games Sometimes And Forgets To Document Findings (sorry) 22yr

Saoirse @IslandSaoirse

268 Followers 1K Following Xie/Xer Hardware Developer, Labs Games Sometimes And Forgets To Document Findings (sorry) 22yr

angel of wax
She/her Fae/faer Player for hades tigers
10 time fire eater
I’m dead now
pfp picrew by sushicore
header by
@toopachu

Vela Alstott @VelaSauce

496 Followers 423 Following angel of wax She/her Fae/faer Player for hades tigers 10 time fire eater I’m dead now pfp picrew by sushicore header by @toopachu

remember blaseball? what was all that about, haha main: @jaggedwirephoto

toast guerta (formerl... @GuertaToast

426 Followers 548 Following remember blaseball? what was all that about, haha main: @jaggedwirephoto

I'm a dentist from the Platte County area! A member of the Millenials breathmints. Pleased to meet you! VP-Elect of the Loser Administration. He/Him

Oscar Vaughan, D.D.S @OscarVaughanDDS

408 Followers 409 Following I'm a dentist from the Platte County area! A member of the Millenials breathmints. Pleased to meet you! VP-Elect of the Loser Administration. He/Him

willoda @lichng997641537

2 Followers 288 Following

Buy me prell and then we’ll talk

Blunts&Bergsjø @MasterOfSnus

1 Followers 151 Following Buy me prell and then we’ll talk

Alexander @Alexand12218460

0 Followers 3 Following

Blady @Blady32954576

12 Followers 1K Following

Ricardo @JuanDeD14855137

434 Followers 5K Following Algo

Hello, Please accept my introduction as Juliet Parker. I am a full-time housewife blogger. And I share what I have learned from my home.

Juliet Parker @kitchensmom

20 Followers 200 Following Hello, Please accept my introduction as Juliet Parker. I am a full-time housewife blogger. And I share what I have learned from my home.

Violet :D @transvioletbean

9 Followers 579 Following

Demon hlorse wrangler for the Pandemonium Artists! fond of bugs, shiny things, and bright colors. she/her! 1/2 of soul reavers (OC rp)

Manda Moth @Manda_Moth

60 Followers 129 Following Demon hlorse wrangler for the Pandemonium Artists! fond of bugs, shiny things, and bright colors. she/her! 1/2 of soul reavers (OC rp)

Selalu Setia Gaes....!!!

DULLASAN @DULLASAN08

363 Followers 1K Following Selalu Setia Gaes....!!!

$liquid and a friend! one half of bc noir, batter for the vault legends, former batter for the lovers and jazz hands! it/its pronouns! { run by @rocket_flowers }$

liquid friend! 🔎�... @friend_liquid

53 Followers 123 Following liquid and a friend! one half of bc noir, batter for the vault legends, former batter for the lovers and jazz hands! it/its pronouns! { run by @rocket_flowers }

Anything can be a party if you bring your party spirit! ¡DALE!
PFP by @uwunium (Pronouns: any)

5yatt Burgers and Vib... @Vyatt_

88 Followers 114 Following Anything can be a party if you bring your party spirit! ¡DALE! PFP by @uwunium (Pronouns: any)

Blaseball. Plural system. huge fan of all plural IRMs!

Compiled Echo Interfa... @abby_blase

10 Followers 254 Following Blaseball. Plural system. huge fan of all plural IRMs!

Official Page of the Low Earth Orbit Shakers Minor League Blaseball team. Seasoning the Stars! (PFP by @Dedsec_Pony)

LEO Shakers/Salt AI @LEOShakersteam

48 Followers 95 Following Official Page of the Low Earth Orbit Shakers Minor League Blaseball team. Seasoning the Stars! (PFP by @Dedsec_Pony)

uh hi! idk where am i but this ballpark seems nice (๑･̑◡･̑๑), they/them, adopted by the soup team???? i think??? //Blaseball OC

a(ctual) ghostie @AGhostiee

52 Followers 40 Following uh hi! idk where am i but this ballpark seems nice (๑･̑◡･̑๑), they/them, adopted by the soup team???? i think??? //Blaseball OC

zee or zelda. they/them
🥘 pitcher for the fricassees 🥘
🎭 really good actor i promise 🎭
👻 horror aficionado (ghosts are real) 👻

zelda but evil 😈 @_zeldaC

43 Followers 47 Following zee or zelda. they/them 🥘 pitcher for the fricassees 🥘 🎭 really good actor i promise 🎭 👻 horror aficionado (ghosts are real) 👻

blaseball account for @pricemess. incinerated boston flowers rep; not a real librarian, i just play one on twitter. (ae/they/she)🪴

cass anthypophora🌹 @blasesapa

18 Followers 135 Following blaseball account for @pricemess. incinerated boston flowers rep; not a real librarian, i just play one on twitter. (ae/they/she)🪴

working towards becoming a better person | he/ze/they | formerly played for the @AtlantisBlasebl, currently in the Vault. ((pfp by the great
@wiresandlight))

Côte Loveless II (is... @cotethesecond

79 Followers 177 Following working towards becoming a better person | he/ze/they | formerly played for the @AtlantisBlasebl, currently in the Vault. ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))

He/Him,
Blaseball fan (RIV) (go Garages!) ,
Baseball fan (go Mariners!),
Park it!

Graham 🎸 @BlaseGraham

67 Followers 235 Following He/Him, Blaseball fan (RIV) (go Garages!) , Baseball fan (go Mariners!), Park it!

22yo Gender: ??? Anarchist Commie Squirrel. Fascinations: Squirrels/DnD/MtG/Blaseball/Cute Wholesome stuff

Squirrel @SquirreLord1111

53 Followers 334 Following 22yo Gender: ??? Anarchist Commie Squirrel. Fascinations: Squirrels/DnD/MtG/Blaseball/Cute Wholesome stuff

Vert 🕵️ @AgentVertBar

55 Followers 40 Following Wyatt "Vert" Mason || • Just an agent • they/them //non canon blaseball rp account by @DedSec_Pony, icon by @Xelafina

BlaseTWOW (Ten Words Of Wisdom) managed by @BlaseFiorella Signups CLOSED.

Blase Ten Words Of Wi... @BlaseTwow

50 Followers 102 Following BlaseTWOW (Ten Words Of Wisdom) managed by @BlaseFiorella Signups CLOSED.

Blaseball player. KC native. They/them. Died twice, got better!
|| OOC: Account run by @CPiGluy55, pfp by @toopachu.

(Inactive.)

Pudge Nakamoto @RoaminPudge

71 Followers 115 Following Blaseball player. KC native. They/them. Died twice, got better! || OOC: Account run by @CPiGluy55, pfp by @toopachu. (Inactive.)

Voice of the Sixth Circle Stadium. Announcer for the Hades Tigers. NEVER LOOK BACK. @blaseball RP account. He/Him 🐅

Orpheus @VoiceOfHades

20 Followers 97 Following Voice of the Sixth Circle Stadium. Announcer for the Hades Tigers. NEVER LOOK BACK. @blaseball RP account. He/Him 🐅

3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))

🦕 Kess Mulberry �... @kessberryTOL

55 Followers 104 Following 3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))

Your Least Favorite Vault Legend. Owner of the Force Field. She/They ((pfp by @rgdivine))

New Megan Ito🏅 @NewMeganIto

27 Followers 42 Following Your Least Favorite Vault Legend. Owner of the Force Field. She/They ((pfp by @rgdivine))

Tillman Henderson 👟 he/him 👟 icon by @HORSEIZONTAL

Tillman Henderson 69t... @tillmanrules

522 Followers 66 Following Tillman Henderson 👟 he/him 👟 icon by @HORSEIZONTAL

King | kie/kir/kirself | I do odd jobs for the Emblem Warhorse Patrons

((pfp and banner removed due to TOS update in november))

Emblem "King" Warhors... @KingWarhorse

45 Followers 50 Following King | kie/kir/kirself | I do odd jobs for the Emblem Warhorse Patrons ((pfp and banner removed due to TOS update in november))

former shadows player for Ohio Worms. Now in Atlantis. not a criminal they/them
|| unofficial twitter rp. DMs open.
run by @codyfromzero

Norman Muggins @normanmuggins

16 Followers 64 Following former shadows player for Ohio Worms. Now in Atlantis. not a criminal they/them || unofficial twitter rp. DMs open. run by @codyfromzero

Former-ish Batter and Pitcher for the Core Mechanics | Robot who does robotics | Many Bodies, One Gia | She/Her (Blaseball RP Account)

Gia Holbrook @GiaGiaGiaMechs

67 Followers 104 Following Former-ish Batter and Pitcher for the Core Mechanics | Robot who does robotics | Many Bodies, One Gia | She/Her (Blaseball RP Account)

$wyatt mason vi, but just call me vi. used to pitch for @BOS_flowers. they/them or ve/vir. {blaseball RP account run by @rocket_flowers, pfp by @HetreaSky}$

ultraviolet ladybug "... @wmason_vi

82 Followers 185 Following wyatt mason vi, but just call me vi. used to pitch for @BOS_flowers. they/them or ve/vir. {blaseball RP account run by @rocket_flowers, pfp by @HetreaSky}

不動二輪車買取... @wy8_mason

92 Followers 84 Following 18↑ 趣味のアカウントです

pittsburgh librarians luz cannon, coolest hitter, best hitter, TOP MEMBER OF HOT SHOT SQUAD. believe in yourself (she/her)

luz @CanonicallyLuz

41 Followers 35 Following pittsburgh librarians luz cannon, coolest hitter, best hitter, TOP MEMBER OF HOT SHOT SQUAD. believe in yourself (she/her)

Your pronouns. Hand ‘em over. // Alaska Forever 🌟 // ( pfp by @cyellolemon )

Shrimp 💀🌟 @ToBeShrimple

58 Followers 128 Following Your pronouns. Hand ‘em over. // Alaska Forever 🌟 // ( pfp by @cyellolemon )

Communication Logs of the crew of the Hardison Dirigible. Reporting live from San Francisco Lovers

Blimp Hardison @BlimpHardison

41 Followers 97 Following Communication Logs of the crew of the Hardison Dirigible. Reporting live from San Francisco Lovers

knight & ambassador for the bug kingdom, please treat me kind, batter for the lovers || RP account run by @averyblase pfp by @crowwithhapen

♫yulia♫ (hiatus) @skitterskuttle

65 Followers 131 Following knight & ambassador for the bug kingdom, please treat me kind, batter for the lovers || RP account run by @averyblase pfp by @crowwithhapen

I'm a work in progress... so bear with me! | she/her | ex-batter for @Blaseball_Core... friend of @PsychicsOregon ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))

Cote Loveless III🏅 @cote_iii

176 Followers 373 Following I'm a work in progress... so bear with me! | she/her | ex-batter for @Blaseball_Core... friend of @PsychicsOregon ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))

di mason II, of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!丨currently: STATIC | dey/dem or they/them | pfp by @/hunbloom on insta

di mason II!!!👐 (i... @2wyatt2mason

83 Followers 150 Following di mason II, of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!丨currently: STATIC | dey/dem or they/them | pfp by @/hunbloom on insta

Librarian. “Soup’s on.” He/Him. // blaseball rp oc account! //

Mark Soupçon @MSoupson

41 Followers 140 Following Librarian. “Soup’s on.” He/Him. // blaseball rp oc account! //

Composer: not tonal, not atonal, but a secret third thing. Adequate approximation of a teacher. Posts about music, D&D, and loads of other nonsense | she/her

Patricia Wallinga @pwallinga

7K Followers 4K Following Composer: not tonal, not atonal, but a secret third thing. Adequate approximation of a teacher. Posts about music, D&D, and loads of other nonsense | she/her

Bottled Lightning Batter for @HadesBlaseball | She/Her
sign-offs:
💮 Hanako/Cas
🀄 Percy/Player Violence
🔥 Ayanna
(pfp by @juangeedraws)

Ayanna 'Costume' Dump... @HadesAyanna

39 Followers 39 Following Bottled Lightning Batter for @HadesBlaseball | She/Her sign-offs: 💮 Hanako/Cas 🀄 Percy/Player Violence 🔥 Ayanna (pfp by @juangeedraws)

part-time batter for the san fran lovers | garden keeper for the blimp hardison | he/they | pfp by @lawful_awful

jester h. 💋 @sfjester69

74 Followers 202 Following part-time batter for the san fran lovers | garden keeper for the blimp hardison | he/they | pfp by @lawful_awful

Mica, they/them. Amateur etymologist. ... That's words, not bugs. But bugs are cool too. Myth lover, good with a broom. (Blaseball OC account. Technically?)

Mica Silstrom @MSilstrom

7 Followers 9 Following Mica, they/them. Amateur etymologist. ... That's words, not bugs. But bugs are cool too. Myth lover, good with a broom. (Blaseball OC account. Technically?)

Your favorite now dead friend! Former batter for the Seattle Garages, now full time electric ghost. icon by @houfukuseisaku (They ⚡ them)

Sparks Beans @SparksBeans

56 Followers 40 Following Your favorite now dead friend! Former batter for the Seattle Garages, now full time electric ghost. icon by @houfukuseisaku (They ⚡ them)

alleged former blaseball player

Albert Stink @AlbertStink

40 Followers 164 Following alleged former blaseball player

ex pitcher, friend to many, core resident

for legal complaints abt tax/fax/stat evasion, contact my lawyer

/unofficial, @geometea pfp ig: artist-named-lg

Kelvin Andante (ey/he... @kelvinandante

50 Followers 94 Following ex pitcher, friend to many, core resident for legal complaints abt tax/fax/stat evasion, contact my lawyer /unofficial, @geometea pfp ig: artist-named-lg

$Former @BOS_Flowers batter. Alternate, Negative, Friend of Crows, Legendary. She/her. { RP account run by @rocket_flowers, PFP by @HetreaSky }$

Jaybot 🏅🎤 @jaybot_flowers

232 Followers 235 Following Former @BOS_Flowers batter. Alternate, Negative, Friend of Crows, Legendary. She/her. { RP account run by @rocket_flowers, PFP by @HetreaSky }

Soup Laser (Jr) Of The Echo Park Fricassees. Newly Sentient. Big Fan Of Soup. :-) She/It Pronouns.

Soup Laser Jr. @SoupLaserJr

24 Followers 18 Following Soup Laser (Jr) Of The Echo Park Fricassees. Newly Sentient. Big Fan Of Soup. :-) She/It Pronouns.

hi everyone!! i'm variable, or at least, today i am!
🧋xe/it🧋

(technically blaseball oc, kinda a general-purpose blaseball account until siesta ends)

variable waterby 🥘 @whoever_waterby

49 Followers 76 Following hi everyone!! i'm variable, or at least, today i am! 🧋xe/it🧋 (technically blaseball oc, kinda a general-purpose blaseball account until siesta ends)

felidae august, echo park fricassees batter 🥘 normal catboy&minor league nuisance 👁️ they/them 🐆 just a little guy. just a little birthday boy
(blaseball oc)

felidae august @feliformae

61 Followers 71 Following felidae august, echo park fricassees batter 🥘 normal catboy&minor league nuisance 👁️ they/them 🐆 just a little guy. just a little birthday boy (blaseball oc)

probably me! Fricassees. she/her. Gratuitous mechanic (emphasis on the 'mecha'). Rloomba brawl enthusiast. 100% homemade synthetic catgirl! (pfp @extraA_nocpno)

brooklyn soupteam �... @whobrookeit

66 Followers 64 Following probably me! Fricassees. she/her. Gratuitous mechanic (emphasis on the 'mecha'). Rloomba brawl enthusiast. 100% homemade synthetic catgirl! (pfp @extraA_nocpno)

Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

BLASEBALL COMMISSIONE... @blaseball

24K Followers 4 Following Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

Chicago Firefighters ... @ChiBlaseball

3K Followers 376 Following The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago

The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!

This account is retired. Follow our new account here: @SplortsCentral

BLASEBALL NEWS NETWOR... @BlaseballNews

8K Followers 156 Following The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you! This account is retired. Follow our new account here: @SplortsCentral

We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)

Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

Society for Internet ... @SIBROfficial

6K Followers 60 Following We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them) Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨

My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 crabs tied for first.

Clawlumbo @PinataPsychic

478 Followers 410 Following My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 crabs tied for first.

LA Unlimited Tacos @tacoblaseball

3K Followers 147 Following snackrifice achievers, second place struggle tweeters, we bring the blaby to blaseball's back blaby! profile pic by @birbteef

🔱 Atlantis Georgia... @AtlantisBlasebl

1K Followers 101 Following Twitter home of the Atlantis Georgias! You Sank, We Swam! Run by @wayslidecool + @nicmoiseyev + @AledPink Logo by @blyptonomica! Banner (mostly) by @HetreaSky!

BNN Blaseball Reporter | (unaffiliated with @blaseball) | I reported on blaseball, and it was unforgettable.

Clip Clipperson, Blas... @clip_ny

824 Followers 915 Following BNN Blaseball Reporter | (unaffiliated with @blaseball) | I reported on blaseball, and it was unforgettable.

⚾️There's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball (RIV)⚾️
(if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them

blaseball struggle tw... @BlaseballT

3K Followers 101 Following ⚾️There's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball (RIV)⚾️ (if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them

(Nolane)s(t)ophia Pa(... @PieLovinKitty

583 Followers 483 Following Former Blaseball player, now just a catgirl of some sort! Nya~ //RP profile run by Twinkle (they/them)! PFP by https://t.co/0U2M0cdVci . Banner pic by me!

Your home for Blaseball analysis. Run by Firewall Andrews, who was wrong about the Sunbeams.

Blaseball Facts & Fig... @BFFBlaseball

2K Followers 474 Following Your home for Blaseball analysis. Run by Firewall Andrews, who was wrong about the Sunbeams.

Spy embedded in the Blaseball Library hiding in the TTRPG stacks. Covering Blaseball, unionization, book recs, anxiety. RP OC by @TheThinkTanker she/he/they/it

🕵️The Spybrarian... @ILBLibraryCards

375 Followers 484 Following Spy embedded in the Blaseball Library hiding in the TTRPG stacks. Covering Blaseball, unionization, book recs, anxiety. RP OC by @TheThinkTanker she/he/they/it

RIV Blaseball | Memorial twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed

The Breath Mints. �... @KC_BreathMints

2K Followers 146 Following RIV Blaseball | Memorial twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed

Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

Blaseball Prospectus @BlaseballPro

3K Followers 203 Following Welcome to Blaseball Prospectus – your source for blaseball reaction, meta analysis, & tomfoolery. Part of @BlaseballNews, unaffiliated with @blaseball.

Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.

(Archival) Math Velaz... @VelazquezMath84

462 Followers 247 Following Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.

I'm just a Guy, looking at a Website, pretending to be a Birdman.

Gabriel Griffith @MoreThan0Birds

330 Followers 725 Following I'm just a Guy, looking at a Website, pretending to be a Birdman.

Bread for the roses 🌹 Official Mouthpiece of the Boston Flowers! 🌹 (Unofficial) Season 24 Champs! 🌹 Header by @SweenerJoey 🌹

🌹The NEW Boston Fl... @BOS_flowers

2K Followers 198 Following Bread for the roses 🌹 Official Mouthpiece of the Boston Flowers! 🌹 (Unofficial) Season 24 Champs! 🌹 Header by @SweenerJoey 🌹

Donia ''Buried Alive'... @donia_bailey

428 Followers 408 Following Currently some manner of player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, formerly affiliated with the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Houston Spies. Profile pic by @HetreaSky.

Co-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial.
Any pronouns.
(art by @cocacolapanda1)

Uncle Plasma @UnclePlasma

532 Followers 457 Following Co-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial. Any pronouns. (art by @cocacolapanda1)

Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

📱New York Millenni... @nymillenials

3K Followers 410 Following Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | https://t.co/WjJgrtDZ9W

Demon hlorse wrangler for the Pandemonium Artists! fond of bugs, shiny things, and bright colors. she/her! 1/2 of soul reavers (OC rp)

Manda Moth @Manda_Moth

60 Followers 129 Following Demon hlorse wrangler for the Pandemonium Artists! fond of bugs, shiny things, and bright colors. she/her! 1/2 of soul reavers (OC rp)

batter for @TheSeaGarages🎸| he/them | currently in a space hotel ((unofficial blaseball rp account!))

mike townsend (is alr... @MikeTweetsend

78 Followers 106 Following batter for @TheSeaGarages🎸| he/them | currently in a space hotel ((unofficial blaseball rp account!))

batter for the ohio worms || any pronouns || inactive. thank you for everything || @blaseball unofficial rp account run by @asherlark

scratch deleuze forev... @scratch_deleuze

353 Followers 544 Following batter for the ohio worms || any pronouns || inactive. thank you for everything || @blaseball unofficial rp account run by @asherlark

hi friends, it's wyatt, but you can call me nines! former? pitcher for the new york millennials

(blaseball rp)

nines! 📱 (ghost ph... @NinesMason

82 Followers 72 Following hi friends, it's wyatt, but you can call me nines! former? pitcher for the new york millennials (blaseball rp)

Official Page of the Low Earth Orbit Shakers Minor League Blaseball team. Seasoning the Stars! (PFP by @Dedsec_Pony)

LEO Shakers/Salt AI @LEOShakersteam

48 Followers 95 Following Official Page of the Low Earth Orbit Shakers Minor League Blaseball team. Seasoning the Stars! (PFP by @Dedsec_Pony)

zee or zelda. they/them
🥘 pitcher for the fricassees 🥘
🎭 really good actor i promise 🎭
👻 horror aficionado (ghosts are real) 👻

zelda but evil 😈 @_zeldaC

43 Followers 47 Following zee or zelda. they/them 🥘 pitcher for the fricassees 🥘 🎭 really good actor i promise 🎭 👻 horror aficionado (ghosts are real) 👻

a gathering of flowers. quotes are pulled directly from the shoebox under my bed, posts hourly. (created by @pricemess. dm with cute animal pics.)

florilegium @a_florilegium

19 Followers 4 Following a gathering of flowers. quotes are pulled directly from the shoebox under my bed, posts hourly. (created by @pricemess. dm with cute animal pics.)

King | kie/kir/kirself | I do odd jobs for the Emblem Warhorse Patrons

((pfp and banner removed due to TOS update in november))

Emblem "King" Warhors... @KingWarhorse

45 Followers 50 Following King | kie/kir/kirself | I do odd jobs for the Emblem Warhorse Patrons ((pfp and banner removed due to TOS update in november))

3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))

🦕 Kess Mulberry �... @kessberryTOL

55 Followers 104 Following 3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))

Hourly Kitten @hourlykitten

8K Followers 1 Following Mew.

the HOTTEST Glame Theories, STRAIGHT from the Vault, RIGHT onto your timeline!!! (by @AReblase, DM for suggestions)

MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat

204 Followers 0 Following the HOTTEST Glame Theories, STRAIGHT from the Vault, RIGHT onto your timeline!!! (by @AReblase, DM for suggestions)

Your Least Favorite Vault Legend. Owner of the Force Field. She/They ((pfp by @rgdivine))

New Megan Ito🏅 @NewMeganIto

27 Followers 42 Following Your Least Favorite Vault Legend. Owner of the Force Field. She/They ((pfp by @rgdivine))

Former-ish Batter and Pitcher for the Core Mechanics | Robot who does robotics | Many Bodies, One Gia | She/Her (Blaseball RP Account)

Gia Holbrook @GiaGiaGiaMechs

67 Followers 104 Following Former-ish Batter and Pitcher for the Core Mechanics | Robot who does robotics | Many Bodies, One Gia | She/Her (Blaseball RP Account)

$wyatt mason vi, but just call me vi. used to pitch for @BOS_flowers. they/them or ve/vir. {blaseball RP account run by @rocket_flowers, pfp by @HetreaSky}$

ultraviolet ladybug "... @wmason_vi

82 Followers 185 Following wyatt mason vi, but just call me vi. used to pitch for @BOS_flowers. they/them or ve/vir. {blaseball RP account run by @rocket_flowers, pfp by @HetreaSky}

Part Time Investigator for BC Noir | Mother of Two | Superhero | Pitcher for @LoversBlaseball | She/they

((pfp/banner by @abbystrawby))

Mindy Salad💋🥗�... @MindyBlaseball

145 Followers 114 Following Part Time Investigator for BC Noir | Mother of Two | Superhero | Pitcher for @LoversBlaseball | She/they ((pfp/banner by @abbystrawby))

pittsburgh librarians luz cannon, coolest hitter, best hitter, TOP MEMBER OF HOT SHOT SQUAD. believe in yourself (she/her)

luz @CanonicallyLuz

41 Followers 35 Following pittsburgh librarians luz cannon, coolest hitter, best hitter, TOP MEMBER OF HOT SHOT SQUAD. believe in yourself (she/her)

The Hourglass | The Archivist. ⌛ Primarily she/her.
Documenting timelines under Lōotcrates' protection.

(Blaseball fan Entity, unofficial RP account.)

The Archivist @ILBHourglass

34 Followers 14 Following The Hourglass | The Archivist. ⌛ Primarily she/her. Documenting timelines under Lōotcrates' protection. (Blaseball fan Entity, unofficial RP account.)

Vert 🕵️ @AgentVertBar

55 Followers 40 Following Wyatt "Vert" Mason || • Just an agent • they/them //non canon blaseball rp account by @DedSec_Pony, icon by @Xelafina

Communication Logs of the crew of the Hardison Dirigible. Reporting live from San Francisco Lovers

Blimp Hardison @BlimpHardison

41 Followers 97 Following Communication Logs of the crew of the Hardison Dirigible. Reporting live from San Francisco Lovers

knight & ambassador for the bug kingdom, please treat me kind, batter for the lovers || RP account run by @averyblase pfp by @crowwithhapen

♫yulia♫ (hiatus) @skitterskuttle

65 Followers 131 Following knight & ambassador for the bug kingdom, please treat me kind, batter for the lovers || RP account run by @averyblase pfp by @crowwithhapen

di mason II, of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!丨currently: STATIC | dey/dem or they/them | pfp by @/hunbloom on insta

di mason II!!!👐 (i... @2wyatt2mason

83 Followers 150 Following di mason II, of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!丨currently: STATIC | dey/dem or they/them | pfp by @/hunbloom on insta

Librarian. “Soup’s on.” He/Him. // blaseball rp oc account! //

Mark Soupçon @MSoupson

41 Followers 140 Following Librarian. “Soup’s on.” He/Him. // blaseball rp oc account! //

part-time batter for the san fran lovers | garden keeper for the blimp hardison | he/they | pfp by @lawful_awful

jester h. 💋 @sfjester69

74 Followers 202 Following part-time batter for the san fran lovers | garden keeper for the blimp hardison | he/they | pfp by @lawful_awful

still rogue. still here. back home with the thieves!!
(RP account. genderfluid, any pronouns. pfp by https://t.co/HMRo1LOt6T )

oliver loofah @LoofahOliver

104 Followers 53 Following still rogue. still here. back home with the thieves!! (RP account. genderfluid, any pronouns. pfp by https://t.co/HMRo1LOt6T )

Bottled Lightning Batter for @HadesBlaseball | She/Her
sign-offs:
💮 Hanako/Cas
🀄 Percy/Player Violence
🔥 Ayanna
(pfp by @juangeedraws)

Ayanna 'Costume' Dump... @HadesAyanna

39 Followers 39 Following Bottled Lightning Batter for @HadesBlaseball | She/Her sign-offs: 💮 Hanako/Cas 🀄 Percy/Player Violence 🔥 Ayanna (pfp by @juangeedraws)

Mica, they/them. Amateur etymologist. ... That's words, not bugs. But bugs are cool too. Myth lover, good with a broom. (Blaseball OC account. Technically?)

Mica Silstrom @MSilstrom

7 Followers 9 Following Mica, they/them. Amateur etymologist. ... That's words, not bugs. But bugs are cool too. Myth lover, good with a broom. (Blaseball OC account. Technically?)

Your favorite now dead friend! Former batter for the Seattle Garages, now full time electric ghost. icon by @houfukuseisaku (They ⚡ them)

Sparks Beans @SparksBeans

56 Followers 40 Following Your favorite now dead friend! Former batter for the Seattle Garages, now full time electric ghost. icon by @houfukuseisaku (They ⚡ them)

alleged former blaseball player

Albert Stink @AlbertStink

40 Followers 164 Following alleged former blaseball player

ex pitcher, friend to many, core resident

for legal complaints abt tax/fax/stat evasion, contact my lawyer

/unofficial, @geometea pfp ig: artist-named-lg

Kelvin Andante (ey/he... @kelvinandante

50 Followers 94 Following ex pitcher, friend to many, core resident for legal complaints abt tax/fax/stat evasion, contact my lawyer /unofficial, @geometea pfp ig: artist-named-lg

Soup Laser (Jr) Of The Echo Park Fricassees. Newly Sentient. Big Fan Of Soup. :-) She/It Pronouns.

Soup Laser Jr. @SoupLaserJr

24 Followers 18 Following Soup Laser (Jr) Of The Echo Park Fricassees. Newly Sentient. Big Fan Of Soup. :-) She/It Pronouns.

felidae august, echo park fricassees batter 🥘 normal catboy&minor league nuisance 👁️ they/them 🐆 just a little guy. just a little birthday boy
(blaseball oc)

felidae august @feliformae

61 Followers 71 Following felidae august, echo park fricassees batter 🥘 normal catboy&minor league nuisance 👁️ they/them 🐆 just a little guy. just a little birthday boy (blaseball oc)

probably me! Fricassees. she/her. Gratuitous mechanic (emphasis on the 'mecha'). Rloomba brawl enthusiast. 100% homemade synthetic catgirl! (pfp @extraA_nocpno)

brooklyn soupteam �... @whobrookeit

66 Followers 64 Following probably me! Fricassees. she/her. Gratuitous mechanic (emphasis on the 'mecha'). Rloomba brawl enthusiast. 100% homemade synthetic catgirl! (pfp @extraA_nocpno)

working towards becoming a better person | he/ze/they | formerly played for the @AtlantisBlasebl, currently in the Vault. ((pfp by the great
@wiresandlight))

Côte Loveless II (is... @cotethesecond

79 Followers 177 Following working towards becoming a better person | he/ze/they | formerly played for the @AtlantisBlasebl, currently in the Vault. ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))

name’s bertie henderson! batter for the fricassees! crabs fan first, person second. he/him (oc rp account, pfp by @cocacolapanda1)

bertie 🥘‼️ @bertieblaseball

57 Followers 68 Following name’s bertie henderson! batter for the fricassees! crabs fan first, person second. he/him (oc rp account, pfp by @cocacolapanda1)

arby wednesday - any pronouns - unprofessional blaseballer - hi im wens welcome to hell (fan oc)

wens 🥘🥘🥘 @arbywens

40 Followers 26 Following arby wednesday - any pronouns - unprofessional blaseballer - hi im wens welcome to hell (fan oc)

This is my twitter account. :) Thanks for everything.

Pitcher for the Echo Park Fricassees!

(GPT-2 based RP acc)

B-A-R-T @BlaseBART

47 Followers 50 Following This is my twitter account. :) Thanks for everything. Pitcher for the Echo Park Fricassees! (GPT-2 based RP acc)

Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball

Lōotcrates @ILBLootcrates

2K Followers 2 Following Here are presented the results of the enquiry carried out by Lōotcrates, Official Historian of Internet League Blaseball

$Batter for the Echo Park Fricassees, and shard of a fallen star. Any pronouns except for he or she. {Blaseball OC RP account, run by @rocket_flowers}$

Alioth Arcturus @AliothArcturus

59 Followers 197 Following Batter for the Echo Park Fricassees, and shard of a fallen star. Any pronouns except for he or she. {Blaseball OC RP account, run by @rocket_flowers}

hi everyone!! i'm variable, or at least, today i am!
🧋xe/it🧋

(technically blaseball oc, kinda a general-purpose blaseball account until siesta ends)

variable waterby 🥘 @whoever_waterby

49 Followers 76 Following hi everyone!! i'm variable, or at least, today i am! 🧋xe/it🧋 (technically blaseball oc, kinda a general-purpose blaseball account until siesta ends)

uh hi! idk where am i but this ballpark seems nice (๑･̑◡･̑๑), they/them, adopted by the soup team???? i think??? //Blaseball OC

a(ctual) ghostie @AGhostiee

52 Followers 40 Following uh hi! idk where am i but this ballpark seems nice (๑･̑◡･̑๑), they/them, adopted by the soup team???? i think??? //Blaseball OC

Cats from the internet, as collected by a friend. Let me know if you want anything removed! A bot by @Foone
Moved to mastodon: @gaycats@botsin.space

Gay Cats @gayocats

137K Followers 0 Following Cats from the internet, as collected by a friend. Let me know if you want anything removed! A bot by @Foone Moved to mastodon: @[email protected]

sunny mason!!!!!🏅�... @wyattGOLD_XIX

60 Followers 58 Following hi friends its sunny!! the Vault's resident someone ? always ready to provide advice and assistance!! have a great day! 💛 (profile from @HetreaSky!)

Lorelei, Batter for the Echo Park Fricassees. Absolutely a Vampire. They/Them

((pfp removed cuz of tos change in nov.))
((Blaseball Fanteam OC, Picrew below:))

Dorian Lorelei @VampireLorelei

52 Followers 46 Following Lorelei, Batter for the Echo Park Fricassees. Absolutely a Vampire. They/Them ((pfp removed cuz of tos change in nov.)) ((Blaseball Fanteam OC, Picrew below:))

call me Sal. have been in the vault as long as I can remember. spirit guide in the Afterlife. Tigers fan. RP & pfp by RenegadeRumi.

saladinrumi @saladinrumi

6 Followers 13 Following call me Sal. have been in the vault as long as I can remember. spirit guide in the Afterlife. Tigers fan. RP & pfp by RenegadeRumi.

Lancelot Kane @LanceyJazz

58 Followers 66 Following Lancelot Kane, from long ago, also from looooong ago. Playing Blaseball for @blaseball_jazz Profile picture by: @VoxiSour

Pitcher for the @AK_immortals! | any/all | @blossom_labelle is my roommate | not actually a vampire | (Blaseball RP account!)

Vidalia Midcentury @onionvampire

59 Followers 134 Following Pitcher for the @AK_immortals! | any/all | @blossom_labelle is my roommate | not actually a vampire | (Blaseball RP account!)

Helgae Burton and/or Moreno of the SF Lovers! | Scattered/Deceased | Don’t ask me about my other half! | she/her (singular) or they/them (plural)

Helga B/M (Queen of S... @BlaseballHelga

141 Followers 123 Following Helgae Burton and/or Moreno of the SF Lovers! | Scattered/Deceased | Don’t ask me about my other half! | she/her (singular) or they/them (plural)

Bertie Wyeth @BertieBlasenerd

33 Followers 39 Following Bert (Bertie) Wyeth She/Her. Deceased batter for The Oregon Psychics, and previous employee at Plowell's Bookstore. profile pic by @atlantisaxi

🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 | she/her | ( ) blaseball player for the !! formerly 🥧 and 🗣 and 🥩 and 🏝!! | 🎤 Have Hope | UNOFFICIAL RP ACCOUNT

🎤sixpack dogwalker... @6packdogwalkies

98 Followers 21 Following 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 | she/her | ( ) blaseball player for the !! formerly 🥧 and 🗣 and 🥩 and 🏝!! | 🎤 Have Hope | UNOFFICIAL RP ACCOUNT

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