Life of a Server @Everyday_Server
Another trip for water? No problem! Seventeen sides of ranch? Be right back with that. $.12 is your change. Oh, keep it? Wonderful, thank you. Joined February 2014-
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It was my 1st day at a new job...and my manager said I could leave early if I gave him Adderall. I had high hopes. #MyManagerGetsIt
"Do you know where the restroom is?" "No ma'am, that's above my pay grade." #StupidCustomerQuestions
Ok, so I understand that the uniform policy says jeans. But Mr. CEO sir, I'd like you to run around on patio for 8 hours in summer in denim.
When the place is empty & has been since forever & youre overstaffed & no ones making money & managers wont make cuts bc O WE MIGHT GET BUSY
When everyone posts their epic 4th of July plans and I'm just like...maybe I can see fireworks out the window at work...
The World Cup has made me realize how much I truly hate soccer. #Campers
When you work 6 shifts a week and your coworker gets mad at you for not picking up their shift on your day off. #Overtime #WhatIsSleep
I hate coming into work when I'm not working....but that discount though... #ConstantBattle
When 2 guys come in and take up a big top table for an entire football game and only drink one bud light a piece every hour.
When a couple comes in I make a point to talk largely to the woman, just as a means of protection. #NotHittingOnYourMan #PleaseDontKillMe
"Hey, do you want to stay late for me tonight?" The questions that leads to an unwinnable mental battle. #MoneyOrFreedom
By 'kid-friendly,' we don't actually mean we like your kids. Usually the opposite. So control them, or its a free shot of espresso & a puppy
I don't care what time it is, when I get home from work I have to shower. Otherwise I'm fairly sure I'll smell like food forever.
When a guy leaves his number and a crap tip, it's as if they're asking you to call and go off on them. #HappyToOblige
Dear boys, No, it does not count when the waitress flirts with you. Please do not high five your bros. We work for tips. #NoNumberForYou
The fact that your most worn shoes are also your ugliest. And you automatically pictured your black nonslip shoes. #ServerProblems
you know you're a server when... you're making plans to get fucked up on a Monday night. @Everyday_Server @ServingyouProbz #serverproblems
When I become president, law 1: In order to eat in a restaurant, one must first have worked in one.
When your DM shows up and suddenly the stick up the GM's ass grows to the point that you don't understand that they can speak around it.
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Venting Waiter @VentingWaiter
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crazyperson @Crazywaiter
1K Followers 193 Following 2 decades as a server, 10 more in customer service. #quietquitting has its place sometimes, so does #actyourwage. #WorkLifeBalance isn’t valued enough.
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3K Followers 601 Following Love my job, but hate stupid people. Hopefully you will discover how dumb you are and another bartender somewhere will be saved from the same frustration.
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