Evil Self-Help @EvilSelfHelp
Joined May 2023-
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just stopping by to tell you that vampires, werewolves, and cryptids believe in you too
(flirting) this haunted castle was just a castle before you walked into it
I have simple tastes. This is all I want for Christmas: - the fall of my enemies - a cool helmet, preferably spiked - a raccoon uprising Gift cards are also welcome.
Yes, they're annoying af but having haters is a GOOD sign. It means you're making an impact and getting attention. After all, if you throw a wide enough net, you're 100% going to catch some trash fish by accident along with what you're actually looking for.
The shitposts must flow. He who controls the shitposts, controls the universe.
You ever wish you could reroll a day like you're generating a D&D character?
(googling) how to get the specific form of attention in the right quantity from the exact people I want it from forever, without offending anyone or doing anything wrong ever
"you've posted that before" okay, so fun fact about me, the instant I do something I forget about it, keeps things nice and spicy
(hosting duck fights) ohhh... when you said to get my ducks in a row, I thought you meant... 👊💢
"The floor is lava." At last! *sinks into the floor, never to be seen or heard from ever again*
Furious that there's a monster under my bed... because it means they aren't in the actual bed with me.
When life gives you lemons, transform them into demons.
Love yourself first...THEN love all your clones.
(flirting) why, you're the weirdest creature I've ever seen
If you must cough in public, cover your mouth. And for bonus points, cough twice and say "Gollum" for a bit of extra flair.
Imagine showing up to the duel in your finest regalia only to find everyone else is in business casual.
Very upset to learn that being demonetized has nothing to do with demons.
(getting locked in a dungeon) the vibes in here are so off
Big Bobby @blackbeardbobby
359 Followers 3K Following ⛓️🇵🇷🇮🇹⛓️ Whaddya Hear, Whaddya Say? - Paulie Walnuts
HeavyGong @DadbodDrip
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CS @CS9461595544121
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Egomaniac Driven By S... @fakednever
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Persephone @persephonespake
40 Followers 169 Following Shadow Work Coach | Narcissistic Abuse Awareness 🪬| Tarot Reader 🔮 dm for ways to work work w/me
Alan Grimsditch @AlanGrimsditch
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Taylor Tribbey @TribbeyTaylor
451 Followers 1K Following I graduated from Texas State University with a bachelors in Journalism. My website shows my bio and what I now do in photography and videography.
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950 Followers 1K Following 📚🪐🦚𝕬𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖗. 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖓. 𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖞𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖍. 𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖊𝖑 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕺𝖋 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉. 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖟𝖔𝖎𝖉. 𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔧
Janice M. Lopez @mychemTorture
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Emily Klassen @Emily_Klassen
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Duskhorn @Duskhorn1
314 Followers 3K Following A bear? An italian furry bear | 24 | may contain 18+ | pedos and zoos just block me I have no time for your mental illnesses
Russ Fraley @PappyParki
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Fionne Orlander @FionneOrlander
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☢️ UbiSubject17 �... @xangiexdx
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Arty 🏳️🌈 �... @CorgiArty
55 Followers 746 Following Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt.
The Wildfire @FeelTheWildfire
300 Followers 1K Following Love horror/slashers movies, DnD, Dr. Who, MTG, and Video Games. LOTR fanatic. Not afraid of my opinions and won't apologize. Hail the Fellowship and the 199!
Annie @annier2022
360 Followers 341 Following 🏳️🌈 🔞 White woman who didn't vote for the rapist. Fervently anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, etc. HOC et eternum. Vivir con miedo, es como vivir a medias.
GUΞSS❔ @JamiGuess
115 Followers 129 Following Weird Human. I have a goat, who lives with me. Pokemon is LIFE!
The Eclectic Muse @SWycked
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GretalRN @Grete66RN
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kehander @kehander
130 Followers 2K Following i am very afraid and do not know enough about the subject to give an informed response. why, why are you reading this. All fleeting is glory. Memento Tweeti.
Francois Venter @FrancoisVenter3
3K Followers 2K Following HIV/infectious diseases and now non-communicable diseases researcher at Wits, legally accredited 'Google expert'
Jan E @jan_Eeeee
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Tony Paradis 27 @AnthonyPar44342
1K Followers 4K Following Heretic and inveterate shit-starter. Navy vet. " VOTE BLUE! NM Native, but living in So. Cal........heading home someday though. Crypto shit = BLOCK
Lucci Shep @LucieShepard
135 Followers 409 Following nerd. love giving my opinion on everything / anything / generally just tweeting into the abyss
vor @VoR_X_G
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SlimDicking74 @Bobby37987637
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Melani Rose @melliephant7
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baylee @earthzalien
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Tea Spiller @thepettyequest1
403 Followers 263 Following horses, health insurance, heavy metal sometimes I tweet about Vanderpump Rules
arcusthesongbird @aiachillean
40 Followers 154 Following THIS ACCOUNT ISNT REAL! YOU'RE HALLUCINATING. made this account purely to wrestling shitpost
a stack of cats @kayissleepy_
155 Followers 3K Following sad girl hours · 🖤🩶🤍💜· NSFW🔞 · Genshin trash · multishipper · Lumine x All · she/her · ♎️ · 🇵🇭· pfp: https://t.co/kJy1KC5LHR
CROW @HotterThanSin
0 Followers 16 Following
Hypatia @FatallyY0urs
1K Followers 5K Following RN, GPN & PCN 👩⚕ 🏴🇵🇸 Apostate witch. Certified sad girl. Runs off spite, caffeine and a hatred for the patriarchy. CW: Bad language.
idk. change? @kenziedilworth1
14 Followers 98 Following I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH CATS!!!! Maggie lindermann stan!!!!
Alice (new @alicehear... @ki_tabris
289 Followers 4K Following she/her 🏳️⚧️ - 22 I like cats and women
Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
88K Followers 481 Following World’s greatest author. Romance: Self-published. Horror: @TorNightfire Agent: @Dongwon BURY YOUR GAYS, out 7/9/24 https://t.co/5xqp7rk7vN
Dread Singles @hottestsingles
20K Followers 3K Following 🦷 Jordan Shiveley • writes fictions/games •words in Nightmare Magazine, Neon Hemlock, Best Horror of the Year 15 • design • Voidmerch owner• He/They • Queer 🦷
Boredwalk @boredwalktees
6K Followers 967 Following “Refreshingly relatable” according to an Instagram comment. Creator of amusing gifts + novelties.♀️artist. she/she-devil.
Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
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