Joss 🐢 @Existential_ded
too small and hot to have complete thoughts Joined October 2012-
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Leg press gotta be the worst machine to have a reflective surface. Seeing myself at an angle I was never supposed to see
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PLEASE LET ME USE MY PETALS FOR ARMOR TICKETS
PLEASE LET ME USE MY PETALS FOR ARMOR TICKETS
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whenever I say “right…right” I’m channeling her
Yall mind if I go clown mode real quick
one of my favorite things to do is consuming media and absolutely flooding my friends with shit about it even though I know they don’t care about it at all
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This is a judgemental take but I think self-help books are one of the lowest forms of culture we produce, and that turning the intrinsically valuable experience of reading into something must Accomplish Something is cursed protestant-work-ethic hustle culture nonsense.
This is a judgemental take but I think self-help books are one of the lowest forms of culture we produce, and that turning the intrinsically valuable experience of reading into something must Accomplish Something is cursed protestant-work-ethic hustle culture nonsense.
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America doesn’t want you to know that Hamas stands for hoes and money and success
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me listening to PinkPantheress’ mixtape right after finishing Kali Uchis’ album
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Me judging these #MetGala looks from home with $10 in my bank account:
If I can smell that you’re musty in an open air stadium you need to be executed
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Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake
Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake
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unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please
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