FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

Remember when life was simple and you could just captain Suarez and go on about your day. Joined July 2016

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Grealish: “It was me. Crashed a car full of ‘rona prozzies into the training ground. Not sorry.”

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Me: My team looks good on paper. FPL gods: Half of your players will get Covid or get benched. Me: WHAT? FPL gods: Stop acting surprised, this happens all the time. Me: Yeah, sigh. Oh well, Happy New Year. FPL gods: Fuck you.

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

My #FPL achievement of the week: - put in City defender for “guaranteed” clean sheet - that defender scores the own goal to wipe out that clean sheet (thanks Dias) - the player I take out for Dias, gets a clean sheet FUCK YOU FPL

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Premier League announcement: “West Brom have just activated the automatic relegation clause, triggered if Christian Benteke manages to score more than once against you.”

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Vaccine approved inject it 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

When someone refuses to let me see their FPL team after I ask them.

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

My FPL strategy over the last 5 weeks, which I will be continuing this week: “Foden has to play at some point, right?”

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Leicester 0 - Fulham 2 #FPL2020

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Hamez

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Sterling, Cancelo, Foden benched...

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

Me: hmmm one of my players isn’t playing. Wonder who my first sub is... Brain: your subs are shit. Your team is shit. Your ranking is shit. You have no hope. Why do you care? Me: oh yeah

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FPL Ruined My Life @FPLRuin

5 years ago

6 weeks in, here comes the FPL Regret Train 🚂 Who's the biggest bastard so far: Sterling - Alpha Troll Werner - wow 2 goals 👏 Willian - 3 assists then 💩 TAA - less pts than ORIOL ROMEU Mitrovic - bargain 💩 KDB - You heard me Lamptey - fooled us all Martial - 1pt/game 🙌