Jeremy Robinson @FPS_JRob

One of the grearest quandaries of life as a teacher is that you can create the most educated generation in American history that ALSO made the most liked picture on Instagram an EGG and still be grossly underpaid. But oh sure, enjoy your nobel prize money, "quantum physicists".

Rand Paul recently went on a Twitter spree on "bad" budget of the United States. He's obviously never taken Econ or heard about a Costs-Benefits analysis, otherwise he'd know of our genius move to be silent about one Journalist's death so that gas prices fall 30% Drive safely :D

Even with the burden of teaching children about the greatest atrocities mankind has ever incited weighing down on my shoulders, I can still dunk on you underacheivers in tug-of-war without breaking a SWEAT

Get off my phone, me

This new Smash Bros is great, now whenever a student complains about a C, I can just pull out the Joy-Con and give them the L they deserve

Finally copped the new A$AP Rocky album. Sicko Mode!

It's come to my attention that some students are calling my twitter account cringy. I just want you to know that I see where you're coming from and I support you on your C average path to 2 star community college

You know I thought the younger generation would be a bit less racist. I was praising Fidel Castro's policies and some girl started crying saying because she was CUBAN, her opinion about him mattered more. I hoped by this point we would realize that everyone's opinion is equal.

These Grammy nominations gave me trench foot

Just saw the school play and I gotta say this new season of House of Cards is really falling apart without Kevin Spacey.

My children wanted to wrestle yesterday. I might as well have named them Bay of Pigs, because they were doomed from the start.

Japan was really out here stealing China's whole alphabet. Ghostwriting is just another culture Drake be appropriating

What the hell is a gerrymander? Some kind of elderly lizard?

There's not a lot of things in this life better than sitting alone in the teacher's lounge, ignoring my lesson plan and coming up with ways to roast my students

Just had a student tell me with tears in their eyes that their parents are getting divorced. I told them that it's important to acknowledge at such a troubling time in their lives that not only was the Industrial Revolution detrimental to the economy, it forever changed our socie

These sour patch kids hitting different today