Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

I freshly squeeze great Dad Jokes Joined June 2023

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Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers

2 days ago

Women don’t remember the nice guy who bought them flowers They remember the dangerous man who made them feel alive

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Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers

2 days ago

Women test men for strength the way nature tests bridges with earthquakes

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

2 days ago

I'm asking for prayers of my overwhelming anxiety to sleep comfortably and to go somewhere I am so uncomfortable with going I never been more than 14 plus years God please help me.

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I need a lot of prayers this time I am officially dropping my porn addiction. Trying! Why I will be asking for prayers in this process Acute Phase (1-2 weeks): Strong cravings, mood swings, irritability, anxiety, headaches, and sleep disturbances are common.

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Young Kings @HeyYoungKings

a week ago

Normalize cutting off women who use you for texting

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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider

a week ago

In Japan they have nutritionists in their schools… And they TEACH NUTRITION! Why not in America?!

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

a week ago

If you've never eaten while crying you don't know what life tastes like.

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CĦiＲiㄚ𝕒 🐥 @chiriya_speaks

a week ago

Listen Ladies, men are not put on this earth to simply pay bills, stress and die! Men need love and respect too.

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

a week ago

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

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Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol

a week ago

Why am I seeing more Democrats condemning prayer than condemning the shooter?

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ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

a week ago

I don't like long tweets. 280 characters was a good limit. It teaches people how to condense their thoughts. Precision. Efficiency.

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Taylor Silverman @tmsilverman

a week ago

Crazy how everyone I know owns guns but has never shot up a school. It’s almost as if it isn’t the guns!

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𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @WaywardGreg

a week ago

After years of contemplation and questioning, I’ve made the decision to convert to Christianity. I’ve felt the pull for far too long. It’s undeniable at this point, and I can not go on ignoring Christ.

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Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers

a week ago

A woman can forgive cheating faster than she can forgive boredom

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Heidi @HeidiBriones

2 weeks ago

Maiming sex offenders is not a crime. It's community service.

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

2 weeks ago

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

2 weeks ago

Men are mistaken in thinking themselves free; their opinion is made up of consciousness of their own actions, and ignorance of the causes by which they are determined.

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Freshly Squeezing @FSqueezing

2 weeks ago

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

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ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

2 weeks ago

The whole "Your brain isn't fully developed until age 25" schtick is mostly used as yet another way to remove accountability and excuse people for making stupid decisions. At 25, you're not just an adult, but you've been one for 7 years. Infantilising adults is a pandemic.