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$19.99 : because 20$ is an outrageous amount of money"
(o_o) you're ticklish? (-__-) yea, why? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ NOOOOOO"
You breathe oxygen too? Cool, we already have a lot in common."
Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in service.
Listening to someones story and thinking : lie, lie, lie,lie,lie,lie
Walking into your room and saying: "Wow I should clean this" Then walking out.
Insta gram is down!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares
Using the word "thingy" when you dont remember what its called
What I hate most about Twitter: Is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
Waiting for someone to text you back and then you realize that you were the one that hasnt responded.
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Mystery in spongebob. Mr krabs + ? = pearl the whale.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did.
Person: "I love you" me: "what a coincidence" "why, you love me" "no, i love me too.
So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying..
*buying stuff at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying all these?" :) … Me: "NOOOOOOO, I'm stealing them, I just wanted to show you first
What is Forest Gump's facebook password? 1forest1
Justine Mutinda @Justinemutindah
27 Followers 110 Following
Candelaria Serna @candaserna209
10 Followers 120 Following single mother of a handsome boy he’s my world and my everything I would do anything to make my son happy we are in this together and nobody can break our bond
Jontaisha Jenkins @BeautyRaven24
0 Followers 45 Following
Lucy @Lucy39288660
73 Followers 196 Following
Umesh Adhikari @adk_umes
6 Followers 119 Following आमाको आँसु बाबाको पसिनाको ऋण तिर्नको लागि पुरै जिन्दगी कम हुन्छ💜 सधै मुस्कुराउनु सुख दुःख आउछ जान्छ
peter josh @KuronoiVincent
77 Followers 160 Following
ivy leisly @IvyLeisly94874
0 Followers 19 Following
Valentina pechova @_Valentina_nlc
1 Followers 61 Following
TERTY³ @BernardOmankra2
32 Followers 254 Following
Fawaz Ali @FawazAl123
1 Followers 69 Following
Damian Niger @NigerDamia87659
212 Followers 2K Following
Mubarak Adam @Mubarak02121058
0 Followers 117 Following
Athrice @Athrice358157
0 Followers 12 Following
Albert Nuamah @AlbertNuamah1
18 Followers 103 Following
Lukhona Gwai @GwaiLukhon33586
44 Followers 193 Following
Aduah Himelin @AHimelin
22 Followers 91 Following
Miracle 💪🏻 XPLU.. @AmaefulaMiracl
7 Followers 78 Following An attribute of a great attitude is altitude
damian kosempa @damian_kos54478
18 Followers 50 Following
DISHON OMUSENI @DISHONOMUSENI42
16 Followers 102 Following
Irebami ademola @AdemolaIrebami
120 Followers 815 Following
dhOna M. alarte @dhOnaLarte
25 Followers 148 Following I never said I was nice, people assume I'm nice. I don't have attitude i just have sassy vocabulary. If you don't like my honesty then don't make me use it.
A Ma Ka🌹 @Amaka1008
5 Followers 19 Following All dreams come true if we have the courage to pursue them. Movies||Reading|| IFB 😇
nos_o @noso03409726
11 Followers 122 Following
Zimenra 🤍Mic😇 @zimenra_mic
3 Followers 30 Following
Iqra Zulfiqar @IqraZul07651275
4 Followers 55 Following
JPounds @RPenninah
2 Followers 61 Following
Cleophas safari @CleophasSafari
23 Followers 146 Following
Liz Eluzai @eluzai_liz
1 Followers 32 Following
Adrian mawejje @amawejje09
58 Followers 385 Following
Gypsy @Gypsy_Manni
15 Followers 64 Following
pearl montana @pearlmontana9
13 Followers 139 Following
Lola Rineheart @lolarineheart
1 Followers 11 Following
Tghdu3 @z_playerrr
0 Followers 8 Following
Gituiku Moses @GituikuMoses
1 Followers 29 Following
Mason Neureiter @mason_neureiter
4 Followers 30 Following
Zalzy Suha @SuhaZalzy
2 Followers 43 Following
Lylliana Jessurun @LyllianaJ
0 Followers 21 Following
Kopano Maroka @kopanoSmithh
12 Followers 101 Following
Ellen Litwin @cinder_LN
423 Followers 468 Following
Nicklaus @Jack_Sorensen13
542 Followers 512 Following If there is a fork in the road, then take it -Yogi Berra
Yaahnaa💕 @IyahnaC
297 Followers 648 Following I will kill over my family 🔫😏💕 💯 07-05-2016 Dasean tennin💕😘
Montañas @Montana_Rose13
367 Followers 164 Following ༜☁️✨ Your Personal Angel ✨☁️༜ Instagram: TanaRose_and_Clothes
rakjbf @RAKJBF
452 Followers 486 Following
Drew Greely @GreelyDrew
534 Followers 280 Following
elliǝ @ellierod6
260 Followers 261 Following
Della Jo @dellajo1
568 Followers 272 Following
Pmo @P_mo20
371 Followers 426 Following Learn to care about things that matter|allergic to sheep | Lil Wayne enthusiast|
🖤 @susbabyjesus
350 Followers 230 Following
Technical Deemag @TechnicalDeemag
14K Followers 3K Following Technical Deemag is one of the fastest growing Youtube Channel that features daily videos on Smartphone & Gadget Reviews, Unboxing videos, Tech Facts.
nuggin @chiddo9
322 Followers 112 Following
Avery @_averykerr
576 Followers 439 Following
Grace @grob177
592 Followers 558 Following
Kendall McDaniel @k_mcdan
465 Followers 415 Following my friends are all terrible people | U of MN '20
maddie @unLOCK_myHART
300 Followers 302 Following
Maggie Moynihan @be_moyn
423 Followers 365 Following
Ally Frank @BigAlFrank
206 Followers 235 Following
Emily Reinke @M_L_E_reinke
551 Followers 435 Following
Catherine MacLennan @CATMACncheese
680 Followers 554 Following
Siri Veker @why_so_SIRIous
430 Followers 231 Following I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Sabrina Southwick @sabrinavsouth
386 Followers 319 Following Prenatal genetic counselor at @HopkinsMedicine 🧬 | @UMNGC Class of 2022 | she/her/hers | opinions are my own
Shea McGinty @Shea_McGinty
183 Followers 183 Following
Ben Pfluger @BenPfluger
116 Followers 170 Following
Jack Gossen @Jackgrossen
26 Followers 14 FollowingTrends for United States
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