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Fail Texts @Fail_Text

12 years ago

I wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class.

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12 years ago

There is always that one person you just want to punch in the face... repeatedly.

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12 years ago

A pic with a message

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

Dimples are adorable.

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12 years ago

I’m no gynecologist but I know a pussy when I see one.

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12 years ago

"Are you crying?" "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.

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12 years ago

Those "screw everything, I hate everyone" days.

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12 years ago

A best friend is someone that came into your life, stuck with you through ups and downs and never left.

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12 years ago

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, I'm not adding you.

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12 years ago

How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry.

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12 years ago

For the person who made internet, I just want to tell you that i freaking love you to death :)

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12 years ago

Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.

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12 years ago

Every time i see a hitch-hiker i just pretend that they're trying to tell me i'm doing a great driving job

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12 years ago

I hate when I lose things at school, like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.

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12 years ago

I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead.

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12 years ago

she's following back the next 50 ppl that follow her -

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12 years ago

I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't care.

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