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We have arrived at the "why it's OK to murder Jews around the world in synagogue on Yom Kippur" stage of the discourse
We have arrived at the "why it's OK to murder Jews around the world in synagogue on Yom Kippur" stage of the discourse
David Hogg is the most successful monetizer of tragedy in US history.
David Hogg is the most successful monetizer of tragedy in US history.
Same playbook as Bowman, just more polished. Find your token leftist Jews, trot them out to show how friendly you are to the Jews.
Same playbook as Bowman, just more polished. Find your token leftist Jews, trot them out to show how friendly you are to the Jews.
Same energy
Same energy https://t.co/lcgBejgWFP
Core memory unlocked #solostove
The people calling this the worst song ever have obviously never heard "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzie
The people calling this the worst song ever have obviously never heard "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzie
Heartbroken. When I found her in the shelter, she came right up to me and purred and head butted me. She chose me. We named her Lucille Bluth but she was the opposite of her namesake. She was the sweetest and most gentle cat. She purred so much that the veterinarian couldn’t hear…
The fan in me had to get this photo…this weekend had a lot of cool moments I’m still trying to process. But this lefties picture with Sandy and Randy tops them all!!
Calling yourself a Black American because you're an Asian born in Uganda while calling millions of Jews ethnically cleansed from North African and Middle Eastern countries white settlers is kinda ridiculous, ngl
Grok was just awarded tenure at Columbia.
When I get a scam text a number with a country code, I look up the country code and then look up the most offensive phrase in that language and then send it back. I usually get blocked. Now I know how to say "fuck you" in Tagalog and "suck my dick" in Turkish
Both of these things are true. Sanitation work is hard the workers should be compensated well. At the same time, people shouldn't be expected to let their garbage pile up and are perfectly entitled to find ways to solve that problem while its worked out.
I gave a kid at my summer camp a wedgie. That kid later went on to have 40+ fighting majors in the NHL.
I gave a kid at my summer camp a wedgie. That kid later went on to have 40+ fighting majors in the NHL.
Devastated to share the news that I missed the opportunities to photograph my car’s odometer at 69000, 69069, 69420, and 69690. It’s been a busy couple of weeks
Both ‘globalise the intifada’ and ‘globalise the nakba’ can be reasonably understood as exterminationist rhetoric. The problem is that only the latter is recognised as such whereas the other is screamed through the streets of Western cities and positioned as a rallying cry of…
Both ‘globalise the intifada’ and ‘globalise the nakba’ can be reasonably understood as exterminationist rhetoric. The problem is that only the latter is recognised as such whereas the other is screamed through the streets of Western cities and positioned as a rallying cry of…
Globalize the intifada is the left wing Jews will not replace us
Would be really thrilling if people on the left stopped lecturing Jews when Jews are being beaten, shot, and lit on fire by leftists. We understand your bodies aren't on the line. Ours are.
Would be really thrilling if people on the left stopped lecturing Jews when Jews are being beaten, shot, and lit on fire by leftists. We understand your bodies aren't on the line. Ours are.
Remember the last 3 presidential elections when people said that voting for Trump is telling your POC and immigrant friends that they don't matter to you? Your Jewish friends are saying the same thing about Zohran Mamdani.

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766 Followers 3K Following writer & editor @doorfliesopen. sports, music, news and plenty of shitposting. worst-case ontario, we'll get 2 birds stoned at once.
[DoorFliesOpen] @doorfliesopen
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546 Followers 2K Following love football love scran love Xavier love me wife, simple as | @[email protected]
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Jessie @Jessiemouth
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Beautiful🌿🍀 @HugsJackieB
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Andrew Schach @Andrew_Schach
395 Followers 2K Following Administrative Law Judge. Pilot. Supporter of doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do
Dodonai @Dodon_ai
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Marrrrrcus @Marrrrrcus1
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von Metternich @Metternich73
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Pete Nemerovski @PNemerovski
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eCourtReporters @eCourtReporters
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Fake Wively @andrea_reiher
3K Followers 2K Following Husband once said to me, "Eat shit, I like your face." Member Television Critics Association. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
[email protected]... @KayserTommasi
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The Amos with the Pea... @WAForeskins
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Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood
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27K Followers 139 Following Head of Video and Audio at @YahooSports. Veteran of the Iraq War and several defunct blogs. Semper Fi.
deborest fuckner @TSN_Jorts
766 Followers 3K Following writer & editor @doorfliesopen. sports, music, news and plenty of shitposting. worst-case ontario, we'll get 2 birds stoned at once.
[DoorFliesOpen] @doorfliesopen
252 Followers 190 Following We/us - https://t.co/MeCuJKPLxt is your home for randomly published articles by amateur joke writers! Stagger on in!
Horatio Cornblower @HoratioCornblo3
177 Followers 372 Following Still here retweeting dick jokes, but now expanded to include pictures of cats.
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 1K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
The Mega Millions Win... @StuartScottsEye
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
34K Followers 2K Following I teach kids, farm hot peppers and I have perfect politics. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast 🇵🇸
in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur
275 Followers 703 Following What the hell are you trying to do, kill us?
Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave
27K Followers 387 Following Creator of TheDrawPlay comic. Sports Cartoonist. Extremely pessimistic Giants fan. He/Him other site(bsky)[email protected]
retired @fleshwound_NPG
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washed indie dad @HGTVontheRadio
865 Followers 476 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this
David Roth @david_j_roth
119K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
Fran @effemwarner
327 Followers 2K Following American expat in Australia, narrative design lead @mightykingdom, currently telling Starfleet officers what to do in @lowerdecksgame
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552 Followers 978 Following
BBAM @sirdiesel
733 Followers 501 Following Bring back rebounds, intimidation, the occasional basket, and awesome haircuts. Bring Back Anthony Mason.
the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
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Kamel Amin Thaabet @K_AminThaabet
9K Followers 662 Following A Syrian patriot returning to my homeland from Argentina, or not
Daniel Friedman @DanFriedman81
12K Followers 1K Following Author of mystery novels, including DON'T EVER GET OLD, nominated for the Edgar, Anthony and Thriller awards. Winner of the Macavity award.
litigation_god @GodLitigation
12K Followers 502 Following Legal humor since 2018. If you're sending your Florida cases to your cousin instead of me, we need to talk. FL PI + Commercial Lit. Dm us!
Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1
48K Followers 887 Following Murray Chill, NYC. 5 feet, 6 figures, 7 inches. Wife hunting. Stay fit for life. Run club leader. Make NYC great again. Focus with @ultrapouches (code MHG)
Chris Arnade 🐢🐱... @Chris_arnade
92K Followers 3K Following Walking the world, one city at a time. I like turtles, cats, & buses. Subscribe to my Substack: https://t.co/j6mE4TVNqT
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56K Followers 1K Following Jewish Federation Exec Dir. For the People, For Democracy, For Human Rights. Columnist. Husband. Dad. Jew. עם ישראל חי 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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Bring Them Home Now @bringhomenow
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5K Followers 691 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
🙄 @BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
547 Followers 6K Following irritated by authoritarians || jew-haters can lick my scrotum 🖕🏻 dogs & deadlifts = happiness
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52K Followers 1K Following Author of WILL THERE BE FREE FOOD?, a series of true comedic personal essays, available on Substack to paid subscribers. hacking survivor.
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25K Followers 3K Following Jewish, Israeli, Ex-IDF, Developer, Brother, Son. Talks about Israel, geopolitics, economics, philosophy and innovation. Anything else?
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