Fake HSP @FakeHSP
Joined December 2009-
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Big changes coming for twenty eleven. No more upside down Honda logo.
TH stoked on carrying new Shimano gruppo until he found it is mtb stuff. Dirty bikes = unsick
New addition to the website: buy used for the price of NEW!
FakeHSP can't standz it no more! Bringin' a REAL pro to B-ham
HSP wins the biggest crit of the year!....in Spokane. All deviations from calorie intake are BALLER for today only!
Baller race moves: Rocket Creep, Rocket Rocket, Rocket Loaf and now the new Rocket Bail!
Smell noPRO smoke? HIT SQUAD in need of deft plans (or a Wizard spell) as they try to figure out how they got "pwned" by a local 'B Team'.
ToWW update: broken silca pump replaced by The Wizard with nothing but an apple, a bic pen, and some tin foil
Euro Hit Squad blasts the Rocket to 4th. I guess their tests can't detect Baller!!!
TH in his ProBallerSick ways is the first to lose IVRR. So hard NOT to post up...so so hard! Feelin' tuff...feelin' PRO...clients love him.
TH calibrating his carbon abacus for Indy Valley tomorrow to count ballers up the road. Un-PRO sprinting for fake win two years in a row!
Do you smell smoke?! HuddlePuddle! HSP beating brows (or is that brahs?) analyzing why Pro equipment doesn't always = a W. No W is UnSick!
Hit Squad is selling our race radios now that they are banned. $5000 for the set, heavily used...as if we would use anything LIGHTLY!
Pretending to listen to Ironma...Ironmeh...Tri geek talk about bento box tech advances. This bro ain't PRO!
FakeHSP Magic Show! Take a VO2 test get INSTANTLY better! No more training, just test taking! You pay, we test you, you win races! BALLER!
They. Are. Back! Sick custom frame number holders. Cold-forged in the Wizard's lair. Only $35 each (two fer $68). INSANELY better.
FakeHSP scored grand prize in "cleanest floors" cat at conference! TH started dry-heaving when scoping 2nd place's floor shots! Amateur
Hit Squad rolled phat yesterday with up-and-coming Juniors. The Squad scored every city sign! Back to school kids.
WHOOSH! Just hitting the PRO shop! HSP custom (red food coloring) petroleum jelly for your eyebrows. Cheat the wind, smooth those brows out!

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