FakeIACR @FakeIACR
This is the official twitter account for the FakeIACR organization. nsa.gov North Korea Joined March 2012-
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Spare a thought for the cryptographers, who, in 10 days, are going to stockpile t-shirts in exchange for some spam.
Proposing the Schrödinger attack. As long as you don't look at the papers, LWE is both broken and not broken.
EPrintSummary: This totally destroyes lwe eprint.iacr.org/2024/555
Monday marks the first day of an IACR collision - both FSE and RWC start. After the iacr adjacent collision with ctrsa and eurocrypt 2023, we are proud of this groundbreaking result.
Another Bleichenbacher attack, Governments want to weaken encryption, Crypto is in Santa Barbara, Quantum computers are in 40y, Don't be afraid of the future, our field never changes. We'll always be there. ALWAYS
Roses are red Violets are Blue Feelings in my head Are stronger than CCA2
New year is coming. What would be the perfect meal for the 2024 dining cryptographers problem? I guess we should start with lox? (Even if it comes from fishing?) Or should we go the onion route?
Shower Thought: Why are conference proceedings not called "Tales from the Crypt"?
Shower thought: Writing papers is a proof of work that we then link to previous proofs of work via citations, so aren't papers on blockchain double dipping?
Shower Thought: What if i made my own metric to show in a completely unbiased way that my scheme is the best?
Shower Thought: There are so many papers on MPC in the head. Why none of them seem to consider telepaths as part of their model?
Shower thought: If you shot an isogeny with a cannon, do you get a punctured PRF?
Just want to point out RSA has won RWC... Industry is not ready for postquantum...
Just want to point out RSA has won RWC... Industry is not ready for postquantum...
You've got to admit RWC has a fun way to select the next organiser. So where are we going to go next year? South Africa or New Zealand?
Matthew Green @matthew_d_green
143K Followers 1K Following I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. Mastodon at [email protected] and BlueSky at https://t.co/GI4QlxYTdk.
Lúcás Meier @cronokirby
7K Followers 672 Following Cryptographer at @penumbrazone. My opinions do not yadda yadda. Did an MSc (Computer Science) @EPFL. Avid, not fast runner. https://t.co/yOuGtLnGMF on bsky.
kennyog @kennyog
8K Followers 2K Following Professor of Computer Science at ETH Zurich. Views my own. Apparently in a semi-religious crypto/privacy cult. Join us! He/him.
sofía celi @claucece
7K Followers 5K Following Proud LatinAmerican • Legendary quantum lady/cryptographer • Researcher @brave • she/they • hrpc/pquip co-chair @inretafo anti-fraud @w3c @otr_im @LondonU
Carsten Baum @crypto_carsten
3K Followers 422 Following Associate Professor in Cryptography at @DTU_Compute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Any opinions are entirely mine.
Nigel Smart @SmartCryptology
6K Followers 441 Following Interested in cryptography and computing on encrypted data in particular Citizen of Nowhere @[email protected] @smartcryptology.bsky.social
Martin R. Albrecht @martinralbrecht
4K Followers 478 Following Cryptography Professor @CysKCLInf and Principal Research Scientist @SandboxAQ. Erdős–Bacon Number: 6. He/him or they/them.
Orr Dunkelman @CryptoOrrDun
2K Followers 244 Following CS, Cryptography, Cryptanalysis, Privacy, Biometrics, Computer Security. (personal account at @mkilmo). He/Him. Also @[email protected]
Deirdre Connolly¹ @durumcrustulum
6K Followers 3K Following • 🜗 🝒 🝲 crypto as in 'cryptography' 🝳 🝡 🜖 • ¹ isogenist, co-host @SCWpod, @durumcrustulum.bsky.social
Diego F. Aranha 🕷�.. @dfaranha
16K Followers 1K Following Associate Professor at @csaudk. Find me at infosec dot exchange slash at dfaranha
mjos\dwez @mjos_crypto
4K Followers 666 Following ..often the only visitor to labs whose researchers are not 100% sure if they are doing something very, very secret or just something very few people care about.
David Wong @cryptodavidw
13K Followers 3K Following founder @zksecurityXYZ & research @archetypeVC, author of Real-World Cryptography, prev: architect Mina, security lead Libra/Diem/Facebook, crypto NCCGroup
Nils Fleischhacker �.. @Cryptomaeher
1K Followers 280 Following Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at @ruhrunibochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him
Olivier🐿️ @gloupin
3K Followers 406 Following Professor Torturer of cryptographic primitives he/him/any
Claudio Orlandi @claudiorlandi
3K Followers 982 Following Professor in #Cryptography at @AarhusUni: #MultipartyComputation #ZeroKnowledge #Blockchain @ConcordiumNet @partisiampc Originally from Florence, Italy.
Pratyush Mishra @zkproofs
6K Followers 1K Following Current: Asst Proofessor at Penn CIS, Co-maintainer @arkworks_rs Past: Cryptographer @AleoHq, Crypto and computer security PhD @ucberkeley he/him
Andrew Miller @socrates1024
20K Followers 3K Following 🛡️ UIUC • SUAVE • Cycles https://t.co/uT4qFVcVFN https://t.co/ybnVCbpEeX
Nadim Kobeissi @kaepora
23K Followers 645 Following Senior applied cryptography auditor @Cure53Berlin • Director @SymbolicSoft • Mastodon: https://t.co/kmlXy019Ol
Ian Miers @secparam
10K Followers 815 Following CS Prof. Security and applied cryptography. Wrote the first papers on zk proofs and SNARKs for blockchains. Founding scientist of Aleo, Bolt Labs, and Zcash.
asanso.eth 🦇🔊�.. @asanso
6K Followers 2K Following Researcher @ethereum, #cryptography addicted, in elliptic we trust. Opinions are my own
Elias Santos @EliasSantos5959
493 Followers 1K Following
Tomek @tomek341
0 Followers 22 Following
Bhargav Annem @_bannem
10 Followers 111 Following current mathematics student at caltech interested in quantum and classical cryptography
[email protected] @hebamotea
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Mo0n Sha𝄞ow @null001__
51 Followers 2K Following
Ahto Truu @AhtoTruu
72 Followers 61 Following
Bogdan Adrian Dina @AdrianXYZW
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Kevin Bogner @kevin_bogner
89 Followers 81 Following
Hung Le @thaihungle
34 Followers 129 Following
nature @blueinnature
10 Followers 47 Following
crazyman @crazyman823886
355 Followers 655 Following CTFer / APT hunter / RedTeam / BlueTeam the member of @r3kapig the leader of @ShadowChasing1 CVE-2022-30190 find job opportunities pre account @CrazymanArmy
Sodaland Kendra @SodalandK89654
39 Followers 612 Following
narger @nargerwastaken
0 Followers 8 Following
Maribel Glez. Vasco @mbelcrypt_vasco
666 Followers 382 Following Mum. Maths & Crypto. Full Prof. in Applied Mathematics at @uc3m (on leave from @urjc). Opinions my own.
a @yuboaustin
67 Followers 466 Following
Falacious Corn Dog @FlcsCrnDg
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Michael Blechman @MishaBlechman
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Cryptic Reader @_crypticreader_
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sobornost @mr_poivron
187 Followers 494 Following cryptographer pfp: @revolutionbutch pv: @cosobornost
Amit Agarwal @nonBlackBox
3 Followers 43 Following
Chen @Chen56790861
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luis roberto azevedo @luisrobert70575
3 Followers 53 Following
Pierpaolo Della Monic.. @dm_pierpaolo
0 Followers 13 Following Trying to decrypt cryptography riddles at @SapienzaRoma
HashMapsData2Value.al.. @HMD2V
1K Followers 382 Following Cypherpunk. Talk to me about Blockchain in general or #Algorand in particular.
Cam a des étoiles da.. @camgrn35
661 Followers 374 Following L'étudiante du premier rang qui capte rien mais qui reste passionnée. Askip je suis agrégée ! Insta : cam.des.etoiles.dans.les.yeux #womaninmath
Laurens Porzenheim @LPorzenheim
4 Followers 20 Following Phd student. Lattice cryptography. University of Paderborn.
Tianxin @koptxin
26 Followers 211 Following
MO @mo_rng_out
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sewersleuth @sewersleuth4686
13 Followers 33 Following
@FAlbertDev @FAlbertDev
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Simona Etinski @EtinskiSimona
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Liav @Liav1839870
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Victor Kolobov @VictorKolo53911
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Zoll @Zoll_7011
20 Followers 4K Following
Fresh @_FreshNFT
106 Followers 551 Following
Morten @Morten101502
3 Followers 24 Following
Feng Li @Li_Feng96
5 Followers 23 Following
IACR @IACR_News
11K Followers 4 Following The International Association for Cryptologic Research (IACR) is a non-profit scientific organization in the field of cryptology and related fields.
CAC Appendix @CaCappendix
14 Followers 2 Following A party game for nerdy cryptographers. Shamelessly extending Cards Against Cryptography.
NSA/CSS @NSAGov
1.1M Followers 166 Following National Security Agency/Central Security Service official account, home to America's codemakers and codebreakers. Likes, retweets, and follows ≠ endorsement.
Cards Against Cryptog.. @CrdsAgnstCrypto
1K Followers 5 Following A party game for nerdy cryptographers. Shamelessly based on Cards Against Humanity.
IACR Crypto @IACRcrypto
2K Followers 1 Following
Fake ePrint Updates @FakeIACRePrint
216 Followers 13 Following An unofficial Twitter bot tracking fake updates of the IACR Cryptology ePrint Archive, including all new, revised and withdrawn papers.
IdealWorldCrypto @IdealWorldCrypt
874 Followers 12 Following In theory, theory and practice are the same. But in practice.... Yo @realworldcrypto, I'm your soulmate!
NSA Public Relations @NSA_PR
19K Followers 113 Following NSA Public Relations. We care, we're here to listen. Obvious parody
InfoDominanceCenter @Info_Dominance
8 Followers 2 Following
Fake Infosec News @FakeInfosecNews
2K Followers 20 Following Fake infosec news you can use. Up-to-date inaccurate information on all the cybers, as they happen.
YOLO Crypto @yolocrypto
3K Followers 81 Following Crypto is hella YOLO! Former TSA, Internet of Cars, encrypting pacemakers, now BITCOIN!!! #YOLO@andreavbasso Once you get tenure?
I now live in fear that someone is going to find out I didn’t put quotation marks and citations around standard technical definitions, like the security game for a signature scheme.
@FakeIACR Can I interest you in some potato lattices?
@FakeIACR @ThomasDecru Come visit my isogeny mojo dojo casa house!
so SBF and an attorney: • falsified a "payment agreement" between FTX & Alameda • backdated it by ~2y • wet signed it to avoid DocuSign timestamp • submitted it to an external auditor • used it to obtain a $400M funding round
Come to Copenhagen and be my new PhD student. I promise lots of Crypto and bad puns.
#Job PhD Scholarship in Cryptography: Technical University of Denmark, Section for Cybersecurity Engineering iacr.org/jobs/item/3386
i'm sure musk and thacker, operating in good faith as they do, will correct their error any second now
Wtf? I thougth this was @FakeIACR 100%.🤣🤣 After the meme, Considering reading it... LOL.
#ePrint A Novel Approach to Cryptography Implementation using ChatGPT: H Kwon, M Sim, G Song, M Lee, H Seo ia.cr/2023/606
What a lovely event! I had a blast meeting so many people for the first time :)
Eurocrypt 2023 is almost finished, do not forget your farewell gift before leaving! You will find it at the reception.
The bad thing about being tenured starting April 1st is that nobody will believe you 😐 But still: from today on this Carsten is an Associate Professor at @DTU_Compute
I am impressed by the number of people who want to argue with me about the use of physical trackers in stalking when they don't know how AirTags or Tiles work and they don't know much about who engages in stalking and why.
Its computational complexity is an "open problem"; we must spend $1B to build a quantum computer to find out how dangerous it is! ( Yeah, it looks exponential time but that's based on mere heuristics; who knows, perhaps it will factor RSA because of good quantum vibes! )
We have a found a neat way to totally break RSA with very few qubits. I have assuredly instantiated an admirable quantum circuit for this, but the tweet is too narrow to contain it.
@FakeIACR Next time organize proper elections with fully homomorphic encryption in a smart contract on the blockchain.
I am honored.
People registered at #Crypto2022 have seen it: @TheAlliBishop is @FakeIACR confirmed!
@skakvi @FakeIACR @realhashbreaker @CrdsAgnstCrypto Every time I will hear about this technique, I am going to hear the song in my head. in my head. in my he. he. he. he. head. Darn you Saqib. Darn you!
@CryptoOrrDun @FakeIACR @CrdsAgnstCrypto I was just reminding my daughter about you and how she liked you in Taiwan and that we do the same thing. Eline: Oh, he also makes jokes!
@CryptoOrrDun @FakeIACR Stop tweeting to yourself @CryptoOrrDun !
@FakeIACR So, you can say that they won the "test of time" award?
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