FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

I hog the lanes on Poplar and dare you to pass me. I enjoy crashing into hipsters in Midtown and occasionally route via the Greenline just for fun. Memphis TN Roads Joined July 2011

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

3 years ago

Meanwhile in Frayser.

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

3 years ago

You just had Shanice, the shift manager, and no need for the Emperor @EParkwayMcDs

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

3 years ago

I can give the Warriors a ride to the airport. 10,000 watts of Whoop That Trick as a #GTFO soundtrack for the ride. #Grizzlies

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

We live in a majority AA community. Why do they insist on showing white people during the dance cam at @Memphis_MBB games? Has to be just for the LOLZ?

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

I’ll be more than happy to make the sacrifice and drive off the bridge as long as these idiot referees are on board. @Memphis_MBB #GTG

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

No, that’s our new zero fare option.

Scootette @scootette

4 years ago

No, that’s our new zero fare option.

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Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz

4 years ago

12 gets a nice boost 📈 RT for a chance to win a @NBA2K code. @JaMorant // #NBAAllStar

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

Current status? Circling the @FedExForum looking for these refs coming out of the building.

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

I could accidentally run them over as they leave the @FedExForum. I’m on the 50 route tonight so there’s deniability.

agjustice @agjustice

4 years ago

I could accidentally run them over as they leave the @FedExForum. I’m on the 50 route tonight so there’s deniability.

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

4 years ago

Winter Weather advisories across the county. Even more reason for those of you who are scared of Poplar Ave on a bright sunny day to stay OFF the road today. I will be straddling lanes. #truth

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The Ambush @MemphisAmbush

4 years ago

Signed Penny Hardaway basketball! Must follow, RT, and Like to be entered!

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Made in Memphis @MadeinMemphis1

5 years ago

MEMPHIS! Today is the LAST day to vote @JaMorant into the #NBAAllStar game. 1 RT = 2 votes

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

5 years ago

#truth @EParkwayMcDs

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tribjazz @tribjazz

5 years ago

Here is his full response to the question, btw:

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

5 years ago

.@LibertylandTN you mad bro? Just because we stopped running the busses to your gate? They were all empty anyway.

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

5 years ago

Sure. Fine. 1/32” of tread is plenty for Poplar Ave during rush hour. What could go wrong here? dailymemphian.com/section/corona…

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FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus

6 years ago

I’m safe. And if not, a couple of laps in McKellar lake should do the trick too. @AdventureRiver2

Ricky.Warchant @ricky_warchant

6 years ago

I’m safe. And if not, a couple of laps in McKellar lake should do the trick too. @AdventureRiver2

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Can’t wait for #DingleberryDonald to be voted out. If by chance he wins, maybe we’ll have a #bluewave in Congress that actually convicts his corrupt ass. Lemme know if you need this in crayon @realDonaldTrump. K?