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Jodie Comer says she was horrified to learn about that new app that tells Instagram users who has screengrabbed their stories. “Friends might figure out I’ve been screenshotting their posts to mock them,” she fretted
Apple severs ties with Les Dennis after he criticises the firm’s policy of automatically disabling low power mode when iPhones reach 80%
Jess Glynne taken to hospital after stage collapses during rehearsals for her forthcoming concert at Manchester’s Co-op Live
Ed Sheeran says he had a dream last night he was a soldier in the olden days and kept getting yelled at for not cleaning his boots well enough. “It was pretty stressful,” he said
Elton John complains he’s sick of people telling him to watch ‘Race Across The World’. “I’m too busy writing ballads,” he grumbled
Joss Stone says if anyone’s wondering if the mystery fax machine prankster is still having multiple broken fax machines delivered to her house, she’s been advised not to comment publicly as it might encourage them. “So I’m not going to sit here and say ‘oh yes they sent 100…
Susanna Hoffs apologises to anyone she’s failed to text back today. “It’s been a super-busy start to the week,” she explained
Lewis Hamilton reveals he’s currently writing an F1 rap but needs some help with the rhymes. “Obviously Verstappen rhymes with ‘happen’ but I’m having a bit more trouble with names like Tsunoda and Hulkenberg!” he told reporters
Sir Aled Jones says he can only apologise to anyone forced to sit through this week’s ‘Songs of Praise’, filmed in and around Wigan. “It truly is grim up north,” he told reporters
Wayne Rooney says work on the screenplay for ‘Dr Carrot 2’ is going well and this time he’s written in some black and Asian characters from the start to avoid the faff with Netflix from the first movie
Michelle Obama says it’s bonkers to think by this time next week the East Midlands will have elected its first ever regional mayor
Harry Styles says he disagrees with those who claim ‘Baby Reindeer’ is difficult to watch. “It was much easier to follow than something like ‘Inception’,” he pointed out
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Les Dennis has re-followed Barack Obama on Instagram after unfollowing two weeks ago. “The situation has been resolved,” a spokesperson said