Matt @Fakemattwhite

moving to @[email protected] Joined August 2011

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

2 years ago

Going to start a journal that rates jettys, piers and groynes. Will call it “Pier Reviewed”.

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Hey @AusElectoralCom - I’m interstate on Saturday - can I vote at any polling place or only specific ones? Your site says only certain specific polling places, and the nearest one looks like it is a couple of hours drive away.

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MattGolding Cartoons @GoldingCartoons

2 years ago

Moral Departures. Today's @theage @smh cartoon.

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Anna Mazzola - Updates only. @Anna_Mazz

2 years ago

It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime. From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

2 years ago

Sitting in a pub, and there is simulated racing on one of the tvs - not even real horses or dogs. How desperate and sad that is, to be betting on simulated racing. This country truly is addicted to gambling

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Nathan 🔎 @NathanpmYoung

3 years ago

god is dead and the most efficient way to pack 17 squares into a square killed him

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

3 years ago

A headline you would only get in Australia

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Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal

3 years ago

Listen up, Silicon Valley… “Hardcore Engineer”

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

3 years ago

Welp, at least Twitter seems to be ad free now. So there’s that.

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

3 years ago

What’s the point of @JetstarAirways letting you check in and print bag tags 3 hours ahead, but not drop them off until 2 hours prior? Is it just to make the bag drop queue longer as some people need to go through it twice? Sort your systems out, Jetstar.

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V/Line GippslandLine @vline_gippsland

3 years ago

A LEGO version of V/Line’s own N-set train recently made its way to Southern Cross Station along with its creator, Conductor Kade Faulkner, to measure up alongside the real version. It took three months to design and build the train, with more than 2,600 LEGO bricks required.

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

3 years ago

Is West Richmond station the most poorly named one on the network? Surely it should be called Kinda North Richmond, and rename North Richmond Station to Actually North Richmond station

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Kelly Vaughn @kvlly

3 years ago

Software engineering, a haiku: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-oh hey it works wait, no - fuck fuck fuck

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Laura Tacho 🌮 @rhein_wein

3 years ago

We've all heard about (and rolled our eyes at) the out-of-touch software engineering manager: "Can we deliver faster by adding more people?" "I want to see more PR activity." But here's an interesting study on the definitions of productivity from managers and developers:

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Matt @Fakemattwhite

3 years ago

My car is now localhost

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Kerryn Goldsworthy 🤓🤔🙄😳😱 🎓📚📝🎶🥂 @AdelaideBook

3 years ago

@nadinevoncohen First they came for the conjunctions I said nothing I was not a conjunction. Then they came for articles I said nothing I was not article. Then came for pronouns said nothing was not pronoun. Then for verbs nothing not verb.