An Ulster Fry Does •NOT• Include Baked Beans. @Farls_Not_Farts
breakfast@ulster:~$ sudo apt-get purge baked-beans && sudo apt-get install farls ulster.gaa.ie Tír Eoghain, Cúige Uladh, Éire Joined May 2019-
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@DrHydeous @dunn_outdoors @anon_opin We'd translate though and you'd get a Full Irish, which is far superior and most likely won't have beans. (Beans being an anomaly that don't belong on a breakfast either north or south of the border - what say you @Farls_Not_Farts )
@hairyhillfarmer @Farls_Not_Farts @EmmandJDeSouza @DannyDonnelly1 Agree. Beans don’t go on an Ulster fry… but mighty tasty in a wee bowl beside 🤭
@Farls_Not_Farts @EmmandJDeSouza @DannyDonnelly1 @RobbieButlerMLA Glad to see you’re enforcing the rule on beans. Should be a crime to put beans on a proper fry. 😆
@SeamasBelfast Beans? You Belfast weirdos 😝
@SeamasBelfast Where are the black and white pudding? Why is there a hash brown? Why are there beans?
@SeamasBelfast Beans with an Ulster fry? Baked beans? Which cafe carried out this outrage?
@SeamasBelfast I’m sorry beans never on an Ulster fry
Following on from a chat a few days ago: if you could bring back 3 restaurants to Belfast (if only for one night) what would they be? For @KerriDunn and me it would be Beatrice Kennedy, Froggittys and Laziz. (They’ve both long gone but I’d also bring back The Chimes and Skandia).
Sammy should be forced to eat this on Nolan x.com/remonteta/stat…
@Farls_Not_Farts An English is half an Ulster
No bacon/rashers in a fry? Is this a Brexit thing?
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@stephderm @hairyhillfarmer @Farls_Not_Farts @EmmandJDeSouza @DannyDonnelly1 Ohh and mushrooms… loads of mushrooms 🙄
@hairyhillfarmer @Farls_Not_Farts @EmmandJDeSouza @DannyDonnelly1 Agree. Beans don’t go on an Ulster fry… but mighty tasty in a wee bowl beside 🤭
@Farls_Not_Farts @EmmandJDeSouza @DannyDonnelly1 @RobbieButlerMLA Glad to see you’re enforcing the rule on beans. Should be a crime to put beans on a proper fry. 😆
@ItsJackn @Farls_Not_Farts @perhapsAndy @James_Bird01 @BestDrWho MKes a change from cake
@SeamasBelfast Surely no beans in an Ulster fry !!!!!
@SeamasBelfast Omg there's a wee ramekin of beans??? What's going on...
@SeamasBelfast Séamus. Beans! You should know better.
@SeamasBelfast Whoa there. Beans? Hand in your membership card and report for immediate reeducation.
@SeamasBelfast Where are the black and white pudding? Why is there a hash brown? Why are there beans?
@SeamasBelfast Who tried to ruin it for him with baked beans?
@SeamasBelfast There are no beans or tomato on an “Ulster” fry.
@Farls_Not_Farts @Pat26630002 @perhapsAndy @James_Bird01 @BestDrWho Straight after it says, "Any other marking may be affixed"
Following on from a chat a few days ago: if you could bring back 3 restaurants to Belfast (if only for one night) what would they be? For @KerriDunn and me it would be Beatrice Kennedy, Froggittys and Laziz. (They’ve both long gone but I’d also bring back The Chimes and Skandia).