Fast Jack @FastJackSR
I’m probably not the right person. Joined July 2017-
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I think it would be very easy to poison me by putting it in a glass of water next to my bed. That shit could be glowing green with a poison skull cloud over it and I would still slam it.
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Do you think doctors get mad that teenagers who can swim get the badass title lifeguard but they, actual guardians of life, do not.
It hurts seeing other people living my dreams.
It hurts seeing other people living my dreams.
Washington being so detailed on Mount Rushmore while Lincoln is so shitty is like when you made a poster in school and got way too overconfident with the size of the first letter.
Misspelling a word in a reply is like when you have a great comeback but you stutter on the delivery
The buttons that open or close the elevators from the inside are the closest we get to real life good/bad karma quick time events
The recliner is like if someone transmogrified a single dad into a piece of furniture
Is the waiting area too early to apologize to the other members of my flight for the sheer amount that I piss.
It must be nice being a flight attendant because you literally have a captive audience to listen to your 1 man stand up routine.
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