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Pablo Picasso was once arrested in connection with the theft of the Mona Lisa.
[Courtroom] Judge: You set fire to his car. How do you plead? Atty: Not guilty by reason of insanity. Judge: *raises one eyebrow* Me: *points to red hair* It's out of my control. Judge: Case dismissed!
boss: I'm sorry Alan we're going to have to let you go bungee cord tester: N O O o o ᵒ
“Today we rebuild.” -Parents everywhere cleaning up the day after Christmas.
When we played this quiz in the studio before the recording of tonight's show, Simon was the only audience member to get every question right and was crowned The Cleverest Person In The Room. Congratulations Simon!
One time during a basketball game my coach yelled TOZER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU I yelled MY FATHER IS ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND MY MOM TRIES TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER BY TAKING US TO MCDONALD'S
I owe myself two apologies for every time I said sorry for the way I felt.
If you tell me your kid is 5 years old, I will continue to think he is 5 years old for the next seven years.
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I’m ready for that long winter’s nap I’ve heard so much about.
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Still haunted by Macklemore's threat to wear my grandfather's clothes
Hiring manager: so what are your strengths? Me:
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