donni saphire @donni
Skeptical of most squirrels. Friendly comedian. More jokes on @[email protected]. Producer on The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park. Hat avoider. pscp.tv/donnisaphire Chicago/Logan Square/Sidewalk Joined April 2007-
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