stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie
twitter class of ‘12. writer. she/her instagram.com/oopsiboughtano… nm, usa Joined June 2010-
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
to the petty bitch who signed me up for emails from a worm farm: joke’s on you, i’m getting the best worm deals of my life!
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
where my stoner swifties at? i made the lavender haze dope soap just for us and it smells intoxicating, like something you just wanna stay in. all soaps are currently buy 2, get 1 free in the shop rn: apothecaryhighdesert.com #lavenderhaze #dopesoaps #taylornation #stonergifts
realized while listening to the new andré 3000 album that he and kenny g are now contemporaries
never going to pay for twitter. you can find me at the same name on bluesky and at @oopsiboughtanotherplant on insta and threads
imagine finding out YOU’RE the one with the horrifically blinding headlights?
just got so confused toggling between apps that i opened ticketmaster?
i have no idea which app i’m currently scrolling or memory of ever opening it
and at the other new place: bsky.app/profile/smetha…
you can find me at new place at: threads.net/@oopsiboughtan…
of course now that i’m finally on bluesky everyone moves to threads
I'd never claim to know anything "like the back of my hand" because I don't see that part of my hand while clutching my phone.
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laufey you are so real for that
You’ve outdone yourselves, this is unbelievable 🙏🙏🙏
.@taylorswift13 becomes the first artist in history to occupy the entire top 14 spots of the #Hot100 simultaneously: No. 1, “Fortnight” ft. @PostMalone No. 2, “Down Bad” No. 3, “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart” No. 4, “The Tortured Poets Department” No. 5, “So Long, London” No.…
is the sun bothering you my queen?
3 different sections of the fandom and all crazy as hell im crying
“All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting MORE”
that’s nice. i would go to federal prison for you
My mind is blown. I’m completely floored by the love you’ve shown this album. 2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and welcoming Tortured Poets into your life. Feeling completely overwhelmed. I was already so fired up to get back to the tour…
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
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📰| Oliver Darcy (Senior Media Reporter): "I judged Taylor Swift’s album immediately after it came out. Here’s why I was wrong" (via @CNN) "One week later, my view of the album has entirely reversed. After spending more time with the two-hour sonic feast, more methodically…
Halsey supporting Taylor, flexing her hot bf, feeding the gays and shading matty Healy all at once, that's mother
"who's afraid of little old me"
when in the show do the dancers have hats and canes…. Am i forgetting something
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department… Taylor is back in Roku City.
she put narcotics into all of her songs
tortured poets is getting better everyday, what kind of magic is this
WHAT IF HE’S WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIND x.com/throwbackup/st…
not a fan of him, but the fact that he’s not shitting on her even when he’s getting crazy amounts of hate shows he’s a better person than john mayer
I just realized when Hootie and the Blowfish say "you wonder why I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry" he's talking about the FOOTBALL TEAM and not just looking at dolphins playing and being overwhelmed????? Wtf????
Ttpd made me realize I can’t think of anything more excruciating than dealing with suicidal ideation while literally millions of strangers are telling you you’re their only source of happiness that they don’t know what they’d do without you
Kim and Kanye were 36 and 39 bullying a 26 year old and Taylor is too old at 34 to feel annoyed in a song about it? Bffr right now
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