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[trinity test explodes] oppenheimer: I am become death, dest everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome oppenheimer: i said I am become everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
great taylor swift is getting married so that's another present to buy do you reckon she's got an air fryer
tense negotiation between Hitler and a Luger 9mm, the Luger ultimately winning
tense negotiation between Hitler and a Luger 9mm, the Luger ultimately winning
sharing my pips score so the ladies can see Pips #6 Hard 🔴 1:09
max dowman is so good at winning penalties he's like maximum down man
you have to admire how trump will simply fuck over everyone, from woke liberals all the way to free market republicans, he will simply shit on your face whoever you are
you have to admire how trump will simply fuck over everyone, from woke liberals all the way to free market republicans, he will simply shit on your face whoever you are
sure old people might have had to work in coal mines or whatever but at least they never had to deal with macbook docks using displaylink to share screens not supporting hdcp compliant streaming video
just like Epstein said it
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