hausfox @FetchingFox
Just a house cat, very important with little to do. Joined September 2008-
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I hope the vendors/mailing services who always work with me on my last-minute orders view me as hot mess (delightful) and not hot mess (send her to the glue factory).
I’d be so much happier at work if miniskirts counted as business professional attire.
I would wear a white sundress while eating the most delish watermelon and beet bright pink juicy juice salad @moodylilmax
Some argue neuroticism as an evolutionary advantage, but have they ever met me?
When you turn 31 and forget to pack a hair brush on your vacation. The possibilities are endless as you age!
Whenever I try to correct my posture by rolling my shoulders back, I feel as if I look like a pompous bird sticking out its chest.
Unboxing a Lafufu is almost better than unboxing a Labubu; you never know what fucked up little features you're going to get!
It’s very brave of American Airlines to serve the limoncello La Croix as their one seltzer option.
Damn right I did.
Jill dropped a screwdriver on the floor happy 5th of July
Just a ps2 girl wearing her man’s pants.
I hope whoever found my lost Labubu Hollis, treats him like the sweet prince he is. I miss rubbing his little belly!!!
My MacBook had to go IT for laptop medical issues and they gave me a loaner Dell, I hate everything about this.
Greek Fest? No Greekfast where I eat a bowl of couscous and a whole artichoke heart for breakfast.
I made my parents check out the Coachella livestream, they promptly put on Woodstock. Happy 4.20!
When Catia lays on clothing I left on the floor, I focus on her love for me, instead of my laziness.
Packing for our trip tomorrow; some things I haven’t worn in awhile, to force myself to wear them. Genius or madness?!!!!!!
محمد @newlilms86
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Tim Miller @Timodc
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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“paula” @paularambles
24K Followers 3K Following playing with words. creating whimsical ai companions @ https://t.co/khnCIsqbhL. built iOS apps @xAI, @Spotify, and co-founded @imagilabs.
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explore.org @exploreorg
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Mariè @p8stie
77K Followers 1K Following Having fun 🌸 Independent Journalist 🌸 Health & Wellness 🌸 DM ABOUT MY CACAO TOOTHPASTE 🌸 https://t.co/cugUaZga2d
NBC Olympics & Paraly... @NBCOlympics
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Tao Lin @tao_lin
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