First World Problems @FiWoProblems

Living in the first world can be so hard. Sometimes people just don't understand how difficult our life can be. Joined June 2011

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12 years ago

I lost track of the "butt" part of my bath towel, so I need a fresh one.

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12 years ago

Briefly paused Mon night football. Had to hear neighbors (fans of other team) cheer a few seconds before each time I saw my team fail.

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12 years ago

I trained my dog to fetch me beers, so now every time I try to work from home she gets me drunk.

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12 years ago

girlfriend is vegan

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12 years ago

My relative bought a Windows 8 computer and now I have to teach her how to use it.

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12 years ago

I feel betrayed because a Facebook friend took a link I sent in a message and made it his status. Those should be *my* likes!

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12 years ago

I still overhear people debating about questions they could easily answer with Google or their smart phone.

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12 years ago

I want to tell people on Facebook how stupid they are, but then I would have to deal with the social implications.

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12 years ago

I've already skipped the maximum number of songs on Pandora and the one playing now sucks the most.

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12 years ago

I'll have a #6, crispy, medium, for here - OK, that's a #6. You want that grilled or crispy? - Crispy - You want a small, med, or large?...

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12 years ago

The intro to every episode of "Orange is the New Black" is over a minute long.

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12 years ago

I had to get the pizza box back out of the recycle bin because I forgot to check what temperature to set the oven.

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12 years ago

My credit card expired. Now I have to update every online store and service where it is saved.

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12 years ago

I want to watch real news, but the Royals just had a baby.

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12 years ago

Turns out that not every part of the first world has pizza rolls. There absence may be the greatest challenge I'll ever face.

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12 years ago

I had some leftover chips, so I open some dip. Then I had some dip left over, so I opened another bag of chips. Then I had too many chips...

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12 years ago

The websites I visit keep switching to the mobile version, even though I'm using an iPad.

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12 years ago

My iPod wouldn't turn on so I had to search for my other one.

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12 years ago

S02E02 is downloading faster than S02E01

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12 years ago

A 6" sub isn't enough, but a 12" is too much.

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