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BRB gonna send Mark Zuckerberg a check for $8 just to spite @elonmusk. Also, this will be my last tweet. Bye.
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Pirate’s Booty is appropriately named bc it smells like the ass of a man who lives on a boat and hasn’t bathed in years
Of course I love the MCU. My favorite is “Madea Goes to Jail” but “BOO! A Madea Halloween” is a very close second.
Why didn’t anyone tell me we were referring to @Moms4Liberty as “Klanned Karenhood” 🤣🤣🤣
“Dreams” is a better Van Halen song than “Jump.” I will die on this hill.
name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
With all of the commotion surrounding the #TrumpArraignment it’s important to remember that Trump has been involved in almost 5k lawsuits. He’s been to court countless times. This is literally just another day in his pathetic, crooked life.
MAGA supporters are going to wear t-shirts with Trump’s mugshot like comedians wear Carlin’s and Lenny Bruce’s
Dear gun loving “Christian” republicans: When Jesus said “let the little children come to me” he didn’t mean LITERALLY
Jim Jordan must have also forgotten his glasses when all those boys were sexually assaulted under his watch at Ohio State
It’s part of their plan
If Dems allow a #tiktokban they will lose badly in 2024, and they will deserve it. What an enormous slap in the face to Gen Z (who stepped up big time to help Dems win in 2020 and 2022)
Stormy Daniels is the hero America deserves.
.@Meta has discontinued reels bonus (a program that actually paid creators for content) and replaced it with “gifts,” which allow USERS to send money to creators directly. Another way for a billion dollar company to pass costs onto customers.
I hope #MitchMcconnell passes peacefully and then I hope we start electing leaders who can do stairs.
Yoooo!
Bo Phillips @BoPhillips10
5K Followers 1K Following P.E. Teacher at Salt Creek Elementary , @iahperd Past President , Husband, ISU Grad, Golfer. Bear Down Go Cubs Go
KristinCarnes 🐾�... @KristinCarnes2
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50 Followers 380 Following Hi Everyone, Almost 3M, always share content about kids video | kids playing video | kids game | anthore content etc.
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49 Followers 199 Following Mom of teenagers. Rescuer of a dog and two cats. Collector of several vacuums.
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Ms. Isler's Health & ... @IslerPE
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2 Followers 32 Following Professional hiker, brilliant wordsmith, leader of the Truly True Foundation, and tantric elitist.
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822 Followers 2K Following Who does she think she is? Comedian,Producer/host of Leopard Lady Comedy.
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35 Followers 434 Following
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sabreena 🫶 @aneerbas
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5 Followers 62 Following
Mr. Vandenberg @Mr_V_PE
319 Followers 529 Following P. E. Teacher at Grand Prairie Elementary and Hockey Coach at Providence Catholic High School. 18/19 Teacher of the year. There’s a Gif for everything
Gail Lynn Hartig @TchPE22
1K Followers 1K Following 🌼MARIGOLD🌼Retired (34 years!!) PE Teacher Jefferson Junior High, 2022 IAHPERD MS TOY, IAHPERD VP-Teenage Youth, IAHPERD NED President 💙
Neil Holderread @holds85
34 Followers 226 Following
Auburn Cain @CoachA_physed
1K Followers 858 Following SHAPE Southern Council | 2019-2020 PGP TOY | OPEN National Trainer | Passionate LA elem PE teacher trying to change the world 1 active child at a time
Sandra Ramírez @sandra_wichner
113 Followers 88 Following IL High School Physical Education & Traffic Safety teacher.
Rachael Ross (Chase) @rossrach_pe
308 Followers 265 Following Elementary PE Ivy Hill D25. GVSU ’18 Alumni. Advocate for all the kiddos. 2022 IAHPERD Young Professional TOY
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0 Followers 1K Following
Trace Murray @Murray_PE
760 Followers 414 Following ◉ PK- 4th Grade Physical Education Teacher ◉ HS Girls' Basketball Coach ◉ MS-HPER from @emporiastate & BA from @MidlandU ◉ Professional Account
Alice @Alice274696161
1 Followers 57 Following I have been in America for 3 years. Always busy with work. No time to know friends. I hope I can find some intimate friends who belong to me here.
Willie Edward Taylor ... @WillieETCarver
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Fashion Peak @FashionPeak2
0 Followers 25 Following Graduated with a master's degree in finance. Run a couture company in Miami,Florida
Scott Castellanos @Scotcastellanos
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Marcia Lovelace Crowd... @3crowdr
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
450K Followers 18K Following SiriusXM #127; SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND HATE is on sale now: https://t.co/XbtzcVco4J.
Bo Phillips @BoPhillips10
5K Followers 1K Following P.E. Teacher at Salt Creek Elementary , @iahperd Past President , Husband, ISU Grad, Golfer. Bear Down Go Cubs Go
KristinCarnes 🐾�... @KristinCarnes2
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Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand
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Andrew Milne @carmelhealth
11K Followers 7K Following LHR to ORD. #HealthEd & #PhysEd, keynoter. #TEDx. Creator of #slowchathealth & #sendateacher. National Health Teacher of the Year. #PelotonTeachers He/Him
Still Not Friday @SNFComedy
321 Followers 61 Following Free Thursday night stand-up at The Two Brothers' Roundhouse in Aurora, Il. 8:00. Returns August 5th. #Concise
Cool! Mike Stricker! @MikeStricker_
2K Followers 179 Following Comedian, concerts, & more. Husband & Dad. I've done stand-up comedy in #All50States. Available for your comedy show or golf heckler events. Let's be friends!
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Kevin 'Heff' Kellam @Kevkellam
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Emily Schaefer @emilyschaefart
286 Followers 530 Following Chicago comedian 🎤 she/her ☀️ mother to one beautiful greybie
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DJ @TinderDad
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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
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Mr IP Freely Esq. @Poultrygeist333
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Zanies Chicago @ZaniesChicago
7K Followers 1K Following We've been blessing your lives with laughs since 1978. Chicago's Original Home For Stand Up Comedy
Kyle Anderson @DangerAnderson
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sabreena 🫶 @aneerbas
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Spring Support @spring_help
537 Followers 11 Following The official creator and fan support channel for @spring4creators. Have a question about our platform? Need help with an order? Our team are here to help.
Lisa Pool @Lisapool1980
2K Followers 208 Following If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain -- Dolly Parton
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
453K Followers 472 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Christopher Bouzy (sp... @cbouzy
310K Followers 5K Following When I was 9, I started coding on a Mattel Aquarius computer. I developed several products in my 20s & 30s, and then in 2018, I launched Bot Sentinel.
Quentin James @QJames
17K Followers 3K Following Founder of @CollectivePAC. I raise millions of 💵 to help BLK candidates win & BLK people vote. ❤️ Father | ✊🏾@HowardU |♦️@kapsi1911
Fun With the TheoBros @TheoManBabies
3K Followers 822 Following We’ve had enough of fundamentalist, unbiblical tirades by patriarchal TheoBros & Christian Nationalism goons. (and PS! so has Jesus…)
Straight White Americ... @StraightWhiteJC
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14K Followers 185 Following See the bigger picture. Culture, theology, history, politics, the Church, and more.
Meg ☕️📚🪴 @_nomadic_soul
28K Followers 1K Following deconstruction chaos queen. feminist. wife and mom. books, coffee, beach, repeat.
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228K Followers 885 Following singer/songwriter, hopeless romantic, drinker of feelings, I sing for my supper. “like Dua Lipa on downers” -@pitchfork
Phil Vischer @philvischer
79K Followers 328 Following Filmmaker, author, speaker, humorist - best known as the creator of VeggieTales and What's in the Bible? - cohosts the Holy Post podcast.
ACLU of Illinois @ACLUofIL
10K Followers 1K Following Defending the Constitution since 1920. Retweets are not endorsements.
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539 Followers 887 Following Chicago loop's only 🇲🇽 comedian/musician (theGossipstructure on SoundCloud). Taken 💍. Producer/performer: @highlylf & SOIREE!
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4 Followers 7 Following I like to perform comedy when given the opportunity.
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2K Followers 812 Following Billionaires are a policy failure. Expand the court. Reproductive rights are human rights. #FuckSeaWorld
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1K Followers 2K Following CEO of Our Home. Wife, Mother, Artist and Strong Chicago Woman born & raised. Opinions my own. My personal account.💃 NO LISTS
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