Filthy Jokes @FilthyJokes
Jokes of all kinds - Over 18s only please! In a dark alley... Joined August 2010-
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Apparently 60% of 14 yr old girls in Liverpool regularly go out binge drinking. I find this disgraceful! Who's looking after their kids?
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I was amazed to read that a British soldier has received the worlds first bionic arm. Imagine the wanks!
Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager. It's called the Heineken Manoeuvre.
I'm the kind of guy that will only have sex with a woman if I love them. Isn't that right mum???
A bloke went to the doctors complaining of hearing strange voices coming from his pants. doc said 'ignore them, they're talking bollocks'
If Maddie is living in the US now, then in those "what she looks like now" photos, they've seriously underestimated her weight.
All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget.
Whats Osama Bin Ladens favorite make of trainers? Jihadidas
I hated going to weddings. All the grannies would poke me saying "Your next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
A bloke I know has lost a lot of friends since 'coming out.' Not me though, I'll never turn my back on him.
This woman has been checking me out every 15 mins for the past 3 hours. As soon as they take me off of suicide watch, I'm gonna ask her out.
If you have sex with a white virgin you pop her cherry. Does that mean if you have sex with an indian virgin does that mean you pop her dom?
I made a cat flap yesterday. I threw it out our fourth floor window.
How many Feminist's husbands does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Lesbians don't have husbands.
My best friend has just run off with my wife. I didn't actually know the guy before it happened, but he's my best friend now.
I checked my girlfriend's chest for lumps earlier. Still nothing there so I guess we can put off buying that training bra for another year.
My mum told me that before I was born, she liked having sex with wild animals.I was so angry when I heard, I killed her with my bear hands.
I noticed in work this morning that I had some egg on my shirt. That's the last time I give my wife oral sex when she's on her period.
On my tombstone I want it to say: 'I didn't forward the text message to 15 friends'
Could YOU be living next door to a paedophile? Not me! I live next door to two sexy ten year olds.
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