Dipshits of FinTwit @FinTwitDipshits
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Reposting some sage advice on property taxes from a while back. If you’re new, pay attention. If you’re dumb, maybe also pay attention.
Reposting some sage advice on property taxes from a while back. If you’re new, pay attention. If you’re dumb, maybe also pay attention.
The world would be a better place if everyone could choose who their parents are. But in the meantime, being born on third base is pretty awesome.
I’d rather be a client of Jeffrey Epstein than take Jim Cramer’s stock advice.
I’d rather be on Epstein’s private jet logs than be a client of Ross Gerber.
I’d rather be on Epstein’s private jet logs than be caught flying Spirit Airlines
Before you make fun of a kid for believing in Santa, just remember that many adults still give Ross Gerber their money to invest.
I lose $20,000 on PENN stock and @stoolpresidente buys back Barstool from those PENN morons for $1.
Seems legit.
Take 15 minutes today on 9/11 to watch this. youtu.be/S77KYbkmjwc?si…
Can somebody please just press the button to put us all out of this misery?
99% of depression and anxiety cases are because of: -Lack of exercise -Inflammatory diets -No meditative practices -Following Jim Cramer’s stock picks
Why don’t dogs and cats poop and pee at the same time like humans?
Fiduciary duty was created so rich people don’t have to feel guilty about screwing poor people.
You thought it would end with a bang like nuclear war. But the end will be a slow descent into third world chaos. Local district attorneys not enforcing laws is the beginning of the end of the United States. It’s over, Johnny. RIP law and order.
Check out @BowTiedBull. Sub his newsletter for pennies a day. The man does not miss.
“Landlords are parasites on society” is a true statement. But rent is still due on the 1st.
The pussification of America in one chart
WE MUST PROTECT THE IDENTITY OF STRIP MALL GUY AT ALL COSTS
WE MUST PROTECT THE IDENTITY OF STRIP MALL GUY AT ALL COSTS
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Quoth the Raven @QTRResearch
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The year is 2030. The only two jobs are running meme accounts that repost old viral videos from 2012 and walking around with a mic and camera to ask people what they do for a living.
I used to swear by workouts later in the day after you’ve had some meals, which I still do because it’s more optimal. That said, as an entrepreneur & father of a one year old, morning workouts are special. No performance dip if done right + just feel great the rest of the day.
Reposting some sage advice on property taxes from a while back. If you’re new, pay attention. If you’re dumb, maybe also pay attention.
Here is the correct way to underwrite property taxes. If you read this and think “eh, this guy who probably isn’t Marlo seems like an idiot” then please DM me and I will sell you our entire portfolio. When you buy - Do not take the existing appraised value and increase it by..
Here is the correct way to underwrite property taxes. If you read this and think “eh, this guy who probably isn’t Marlo seems like an idiot” then please DM me and I will sell you our entire portfolio. When you buy - Do not take the existing appraised value and increase it by..
Of course Congress is banning TikTok. They want to hog all the best financial advice for themselves.
@mu2myoc Every post you make gets me jacked to the tits Glad to see sane people in real estate
Ahhhh...distressed multifamily investing. There's a few interesting dynamics at play right now, and because I've got some time on my hands, we're gonna talk about them. Here's a story about funds, syndicators, and the law of "even distribution of idiots"
WARNING: They are planning to do this again next week The government is poisoning our water and we just accept it
BREAKING: Thousands of gallons of toxic waste just spilled into the Chicago River. This is a massive crisis and the mainstream media is dead silent on it.
This is who you’re trading against
Good night everyone
BREAKING: Elon Musk says Tesla is relocating corporate HQ to Gary, Indiana
The world if Nvidia misses earnings today
nobody talks about when a smb fails, the owner is the one scraping the wrap off the truck with his wife’s hair dryer on a sundee. not all sunshine and rainbows and increasing profits. btw, took about 3h to unwrap the truck. Holler at ya boy if you need a 2012 f250, 150k.
This is why he cleans roofs
Broker translations: - T-3 adjusted cap rate = we pulled out all of the expenses to inflate the NOI - digging in to the numbers = sitting on their desk for a week - upside potential = you’ll be lucky if you can raise rents by $5 - we have a large list of buyers for your asset…
Cardboard is now the only affordable construction material
You can spend the next 40 years of your life here and receive $2 million, spread out evenly in payments every 2 weeks You doing it?
New buyers, Lenders don’t need 40% of the shit they ask you for. They have a petty little wish list and try to make their problem your problem. Send them some docs, and firmly tell them they can’t have the other shit. You’d be surprised how many say “ok, no problem”
What if normal people's new jobs were announced like sports contracts?
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