Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

Keller, TX Joined May 2016

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

7 years ago

Don’t know if y’all already know but we got a cat! This is Gary and he likes human food but it makes him throw up 10 times out of 10 so don’t give him any

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

7 years ago

Faith and I are having an engagement party at Kindred coffee tonight from 6:30 to 8:30, there will be cake but no food. If you want to drop in and say hi that would be awesome, we’d love to see you all!

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

7 years ago

Shoutout to all the people who have ever told me I was gonna marry Faith. IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

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Michael Dyson @michaeldyson__

7 years ago

I think I need to redownload the Weather app. This whole feeling the window when I wake up technique is yielding mixed results...

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Lauren Ohman @lohman_205

7 years ago

We get it, you do your readings for PSY 301

Cason Hunwick @casonsciguy

7 years ago

We get it, you do your readings for PSY 301

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

7 years ago

Until today I have recommended that other people get mopeds ironically but after my first day at an actual university I now know that mopeds are the one true form of transportation.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Undercover Boss and then asked it to write an Undercover Boss episode of its own. Here is the first page.

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Nick Artho @ArthoNick

8 years ago

Me- You see, when I don't understand something I just decide not to think too hard about it, so I don't come up with my own unreasonable explanations. Flat Earther- ...what're you getting at

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

7 years ago

Anyone know if AppleCare covers your phone falling off you moped going 45 miles an hour? Asking for a friend

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

8 years ago

Me to my mom- wow the Jumbotron at Tech is 3800 square feet Mom-what’s the square root of 3800? Back to me-Mom why would I know the answer to that? Mom-oh, I just thought it was a fun question I will never understand engineers

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Jackson Visintainer @FishContainer

8 years ago

When businesses play some beat off-brand covers of Christmas songs it makes me wonder where they’re spending their money, because it certainly isn’t in improving the customer experience