@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

Our mission is simple: to make roads more convenient for Sofas The current national Road Safety Strategy aims to reduce surfaces not painted fluorescent by 200% Joined October 2012

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

5 years ago

What use are Healthcare workers lives it we can't do our howwydays in our powerfully sexual cawhs!!!!!! #Covid_19ireland #bannonessentialcaruse

Des Cahill @sportsdes

5 years ago

What use are Healthcare workers lives it we can't do our howwydays in our powerfully sexual cawhs!!!!!! #Covid_19ireland #bannonessentialcaruse

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Do they not know that luxury electric SUVs will solve all our problems? #keepIrelandfrail

Mike Hudema @MikeHudema

6 years ago

Do they not know that luxury electric SUVs will solve all our problems? #keepIrelandfrail

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

But what about OUR fundamental right to doing whatever we want in cars? Monster! #carsrights #carsarelife #drivensraum

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6 years ago

We need to attract the Rangerover buying super rich. Not encourage the disgusting walking poor

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

$$$Profits$$$

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Obviously it's the gross irresponsibility of not driving a car at all times...and why is this video just a disembodied voice on a road? #carsrights #carsarelife #realmenpayroadtax #stopmakingmefeelfunnyinmytrousersyoulycrapervert #cyclists

Michael Hutchinson @Doctor_Hutch

6 years ago

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear luxury E-SUVs & a badge that says Minister for Stepaside

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Obviously #cyclists are only too happy to oppress us normal, decent, human, car driving peoples by forcing us to take the majority of the onus of responsibility while screaming about in our killer road sofas. Shameless monsters! #carsrights #carsarelife

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Traffic jams are a myth promoted by the all powerful #bicycle industry & the #walkingindustrialcomplex like illnesses related to sitting all day or injuries/deaths of drivers. And even if they did exist they'd all be created by sanctimonious #cyclists #scientifact #carsrights

Peter Flax @Pflax1

6 years ago

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

So as you can clearly see. This namby pamby eco-warrior nonsense will bring nothing but...vast economic growth... #banthisfilth newscientist.com/article/221992…

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

No! Don't spend money on underground parking on the periphery of #pedestrianised town centres! We need to show our fearsome middle aged man virility by driving door to door at speed with Ring roads that get to the towns we want to choke in a faster more deadly fashion #carsrights

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Let's not forget that driving is a fundamental human right & participation in society would be impossible without it. Being inconvenienced while driving is one of the worst things that can be done to a human being & violent rage is only reasonable standard.co.uk/news/crime/lon…

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Not one #hivis

Lillys Plastic Pickup @lillyspickup

6 years ago

Not one #hivis

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Ban SUVs? Why not just fire machine guns into our children's bedrooms! SUVs are safe. Not Cars are unsafe. It's #scientifact (tm) #bigcycling & the #walkingindustrialcomplex are using their influence to make the world less safe for gross privilege! theguardian.com/cities/2019/oc…

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

#weallhavetosharetheroad but a woman's place is in the pointlessly tall SUV. Not being out having physical freedom that us alpha males are supposedly too weak and fearful to leave our armoured baby carriages for. theguardian.com/environment/bi…

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

This crucial shortage of space is why @DubCityCouncil must demolish all parks, libraries & footpaths in order to develop more vitally needed high profit housing & commercial developments. All on stilts though. The ground is #drivensraum

Cathal Curry @CurryCathal

6 years ago

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

First they came for our idiotic luxury murder tanks and we did nothing #carsrights theguardian.com/world/2019/sep…

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Sadly this sort of attack on decent, socially normal, economically valid car driving actual people is all too common. You should have seen the mess on the pavement outside of RSoA HQ last week when a couple of #pedestrians managed to sneak under a parked Rangerover & explode

Michael K @Hoboadventure

6 years ago

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

What a nightmare the world was before our little blonde Lord Jesus arrived in a brand new KIA Rio. Our always humble agent of salvation

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@RoadSofaAuthority @Flaminghobo1

6 years ago

Cars are safe. No one ever dies or gets hurt inside a car* #Bicycles are unsafe. 100% of #cyclists die** . *anyone who is "hurt" in a car has actually been kidnapped, tortured & put through a simulation to brainwash them by agents of the #walkingindustrialcomplex **eventually