Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

Is it still a God complex if you're a literal God? On nobodies list of priorities. I can - therefore I should. Rottweiler BF. 1413BC. He/Him/thy lord 絶望 Edge of Nowhere Joined April 2014

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

4 days ago

Guess I'll have to grow back most of not just my hair probably at some point now, but also about half my fucking beard and I'm MILDLY furious with myself for hacking a fucking ridge into the side because I was just too impatient.

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Cats for Happiness. @JoyfullCat

6 days ago

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

2 weeks ago

Nodding off for maybe half an hour just to awaken to a missed call by a private number. Either call again or let me know who you are some other way but this is stressful to me.

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

"depression could also be a symptom of adolescence just like masturbation and emo music." Taub is currently kinda my favourite character

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

I don't really understand the running horse girls trainer game but I enjoy how much happiness it seems to bring people. After I formed this thought a few minutes ago, I've become a grandpa who doesn't quite understand his grandkids hobbies but watching them makes him happy.

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

The phase be manic

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

Guess I was mistaken, thinking Brainless Witch would be a comedy. Hope I can stop my eyes from being too puffy before I have to get going to work. Fuck my life this is rough and I feel EVERYTHING.

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

I had such an overwhelming urge to just scream when I finished backing into my driveway and turned the car off more than half an hour later than I normally do.

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Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer

3 weeks ago

Don't we all love being forced to drive an annoying ass route that's 20km longer our usual way home because some semi drivers are too fucking dumb to stay in lane?