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Exactly the same as a my tumblr account by the same name. Just putting those posts on here too https://t.co/cfjKfCFpzL Central City, MO Joined December 2020

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Nora: *Leaving with Bart* Mom, we’re going out. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths Iris: *Completely deadpan* Okay

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3 years ago

Caitlin: Why the fuck did you think that would be a good idea? Cisco: At least I fixed it Caitlin: Putting a bandaid on you stab wound is not ‘fixing’ it!

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3 years ago

Allegra: People who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don’t give a fuck about nobody’s life Frost: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God tbh Chester: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Barry: At least let me take you out to dinner Iris: Sorry but I don’t go out with married men Barry: But I am your husband Iris: I make no exceptions

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3 years ago

Caitlin: Cisco and I slept together Iris: And? Caitlin: I thought you’d be shocked Iris: Oh, sorry. Iris: *Pretends to be shocked* And?!

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3 years ago

Frost: Oh, OF COURSE “miss” demeanor and murd”her” are illegal Frost: Just admit you hate to see women having fun

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Mark Blaine: I think I’ve fallen for you Frost: Get up

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Iris: You can control white people by giving them cheese Barry: Cheese is so good though Iris: I got one

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3 years ago

Caitlin: *Hugs Cisco* Caitlin: *Softly tucks his hair behind his ear* Caitlin: *Whispers* Eat all the strawberry jello again and we’re fucking done

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3 years ago

Allegra: What does b&b mean? Cecile: Oh, a b&b is a bed and breakfast- Chester and Cisco: *In unison* Bungeons and Bragons

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3 years ago

Caitlin: Why is Barry crying in the bathroom? Cisco: He got drunk Caitlin: And? Cisco: He found out Iris is married Caitlin: But he’s Iris’ husband Cisco: I know

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3 years ago

Iris and Eddie: *Snuggling on the couch happily* Barry: *Snuggles in between the two of them* Eddie: What the-

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

*Cisco and drunk Barry* Cisco: Let’s get you home, bro Barry: I am home bro Cisco: What do you mean bro? Barry: I’m with you bro *slaps Cisco on the back* Cisco: *Tearing up* Bro…………

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Couples Counselor: So why did you two decide to get couples counseling? Caitlin: He keeps saying ordinary phrases wrong and it’s driving me crazy Ronnie: Cry me a table, Cait!

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3 years ago

Harry: *To Cisco* Do I need to get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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3 years ago

Iris: Barry passed me a note that said “you’re hot” Iris: So I passed him a note back that said “I know. I don’t need you to tell me that.”

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3 years ago

Cisco: Hey Barry, can you give me some dating advice? Barry: Just because I’m with Iris doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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3 years ago

Cisco: *Vibing into Caitlin’s apartment* Hey do you wanna know something weird? Caitlin: First of all, it’s 3 in the morning Caitlin: Second of all, continue

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Frost: You know you’ve made it when you see pictures of yourself everywhere Cisco: ………. Iris: Those are wanted posters Frost: And I have more than all of you combined

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Incorrect Flash @FlashIncorrect

3 years ago

Allegra: Want to help me commit a felony? Frost: What the hell?! Allegra: Oh, sorry! Allegra: *Whispering* Want to help me commit a felony? Frost: *Also whispering* Of course! What do you need?