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2 days ago

Phillies Karen must really like her balls.

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2 days ago

I'll bring my Doula Banjo to help with your deliverance.

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6 days ago

Those in food service know the phrase "Marrying the Ketchups". Heinz and Kraft are now divorcing. Hopefully they can avoid a pickle.

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2 weeks ago

Is Trump in the Epstein Pedo File?

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Edelman & Thompson, Kansas City law firm, has TV ad claiming they win settlements for 99% of their clients? How do you "win" a settlement? Can they prove this? Aren't ads supposed to be truthful, especially those of lawyers? What states is this ad running in?

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3 weeks ago

Could Trump get some kind of minor Piece Prize at Epstein Island? Nothing noble about it-just creepy pedophile prize for guy who claims he can grab anything and shoot where he wants.

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3 weeks ago

Nobel Peace Prize is out of question for Trump, as is anything Noble or No Bull, but after seeing, smelling and hearing all the "Depends" Donald does qualify for the "Pees Prize".

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3 weeks ago

Where is Roger Marshall: 1. Home in Florida? 2. Epstein Island? 3. Trying to follow Trumps's meandering footsteps on the red carpet in Alaska? 4. Chicken racing with Josh Hawley?

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3 weeks ago

Roger Marshall-should we require license plates to vote in federal elections?

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3 weeks ago

Roger Marshall has gone radio silent. Thought we'd hear from him on Day 1 promises kept (not) and whether he supports pedophiles.

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4 weeks ago

Will Trump invite teenage girls to his new "Ballroom"? Will he offer each a tiny wiener? Will he confuse what condom is meant for with condiments, or even try to sell condom mints?

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a month ago

Is Trump moving submarines to threaten Russia because they are about to release the pee tapes?

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a month ago

Trump supports PE Next it will be Dozing Off-DO Do you see where this is going?

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a month ago

Mar A Lago backwards is O Gal A Ram is he that inhumane?

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a month ago

PeDon Trump: US Peedon Trump: Russia

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a month ago

Trump re Epstein scandal: "You are making a very big thing over something that is not a big thing." Those who have seen it, including children, would probably say that is true.

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2 months ago

It used to just be hard to say "Moral Moran" because it was a tongue twister, but with Jerry Moran now it is just a lie.

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2 months ago

Does Trump think adult women will realize how tiny his boy part and fingers are?

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2 months ago

Do others think Sunny in Philadelphia is really going downhill from 1st episode to 2nd to 3rd this season? Last night's show was just a bunch of yelling. Funniest line was Frank with the fork at the hospital, but you had to see the dark episode 2 to get it.