Fooljeff @Fooljeff

turn your---- against you spurn the ---- inside you earn the ---- and die fool perfectly legible fooljeff.hearnow.com Joined June 2009

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critter @BecomingCritter

6 months ago

Me jotting down an epiphany: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reading that note later: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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The vibes here are spread thin as this site gets ever more hyper-optimized for Hot Takes lacking the kind of nuance we are known for around here. A friend is hosting a Deep Takes event where the invitation is to celebrate nuance. With how we think, we belong there. link below

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Ken the Cowboy @kenthecowboy_

a year ago

I get the impression that In the past, it was standard for people at parties to entertain each other. Not just singing and playing instruments, but dancing and reciting poetry and telling jokes and "party tricks" and telling stories. What happened? Why is this antisocial now?

Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus

a year ago

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 years ago

i pull another pistachio disbelief! it also opens easily how long will this trend continue

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 years ago

yeah i’ve appreciated this too

nibras ꩜ @heynibras

2 years ago

yeah i’ve appreciated this too

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 years ago

new year, who dis?

critter @BecomingCritter

3 years ago

new year, who dis?

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 years ago

enlightenment is not hidden in any combination of words enlightenment is hidden by every combination of words enlightenment is not hidden

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Captain Pleasure, Andrés Gómez Emilsson @algekalipso

2 years ago

Hegel pronounced on his deathbed: > Only one man ever understood me, and even he didn’t understand me. It be like that sometimes, isn't it? 😆

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Vivid Void @VividVoid_

2 years ago

Me when I've finally integrated all my parts

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🕯️˚'sirocco⚡ @scrmshw

2 years ago

"darkest time in my life" you say but don't you mean "reclining supine in the warm spa of primordial mud in awe of all light and limitless adventure before me?"

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 years ago

You are not allowed to speak to me. As you begin to speak to me, I force you into my Yu-Gi-Oh! battle. The game is rigged and everything outside it will be ignored. I do not enjoy this experience You are not allowed to speak to me.

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Nick @nickcammarata

2 years ago

I don’t know why meditation teachers downplay how helpful meditation has been to them. They constantly talk about how meditation doesn’t solve everything, they still suffer etc. But ask them to quantify it and they’re like oh lol my worst day now is 10x better than an old good…