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Humor tailored for football fans around the world. Joined July 2012-
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When you see yourself in the mirror...
If a bus full of Stoke fans were to crash into a bus full of Man Utd fans, who would win? Society.
BREAKING: Liverpool bid £35m for West Ham's Andy Carroll currently on loan from Liverpool.
Arsenal during the transfer window...
"Liverpool is always a very tough game, but at home with our home crowd we can win this one." Howard Webb
BREAKING: The FA have announced that Luis Suarez has already been sent off by Howard Webb for Sunday's game against Manchester United.
Van Persie is in intensive care due to a severe suicide attempt scare. Reports claim he deliberately attempted to head a ball in training.
I can't wait to unwrap and open 'Footballers' Cluedo' tomorrow. I bet it was 'Ashley Williams' in 'The Liberty Stadium' with 'The Ball'.
BREAKING: Fergie is preparing to make a substitution Martin Atkinson OFF, Howard Webb ON!
Maybe if the Champions League is increased to 1024 teams then Liverpool will stand a chance at qualifying.
The top floor of the hotel complex at Stamford Bridge has been re-named "The Managers Suite." It's perfect for short stays.
What's the difference between Samir Nasri and soup? Soup is a starter.
Man City are like the pound sterling. Buys anything in England but useless in Europe.
Lionel Messi has scored more goals in 2012 than @themichaelowen since he left Liverpool 8 years ago.
I've got a season ticket at Stamford Bridge behind the goal. It's worrying as I've stopped more Torres shots than the opposition keeper.
My wife's leaving me due to my football manager addiction. I said assertively "I'm in charge here, I'll decide whether you go or not!"
MISSING: Spurs defence, last seen at around 1pm at Emirates Stadium on Saturday 17th Nov 2012. Please return to AVB if found. Please RT.
Andre Santos: "I've spoken to the referee to blow for half-time early, so I can add Adebayor's shirt to my Arsenal Traitors collection."
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