Lana Lane @ForReaLinLife

I am Bend, OR Joined March 2010

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GFOA @GFOA

3 years ago

We’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Closing Event! Like this post and retweet for a chance to win! #GFOA2022

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The #ForwardParty is about solutions, positivity and UBI. I will give $1,000 to someone via CashApp/Venmo/PayPal who retweets this post and follows @Fwd_Party. Will pick someone on Tuesday. Let’s bring change and optimism! 👍🇺🇸

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

4 years ago

White people love to tell their grandparents that the term "oriental" is racist and then having their parents yell at them for ruining dinner

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Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues

5 years ago

I legitimately don’t know how single parents do it. Hubs travels for work (often several weeks at a time). The house is wrecked and I’m barely passing as a parent. Everything is harder. Shoutout to people solo parenting, they are freaking amazing. Make sure you tell them.

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

5 years ago

feels like it's been a while since new pasta shapes have been invented?? is anyone working on this. i want to eat a soft trapezoid covered in cheese sauce

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prance @bocxtop

5 years ago

“this is what socialism looks like” ok but this keeps happening under capitalism tho

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Adam @adamgreattweet

5 years ago

“what do you do for fun” it’s been so long i can’t remember

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Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_

5 years ago

“Once Covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like when I say “I’ll check that out” when someone recommends something to me.

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

5 years ago

i like how when ur crying ppl always ask "why are u crying" ?????? why are u NOT crying give me one good reason not to be crying

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Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon

5 years ago

We could be twerking at brunch but yall wanna protect capitalism.

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𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖍🕊 @niumphhh

5 years ago

men be like ”I love a girl with confidence” and then destroys it

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Jade Munkii @MunkMania

5 years ago

Sometimes a strong ass woman gets tired of constantly being tested to prove it.

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

The fact is this pandemic has exposed the cracks in our already broken mental health care system. We can and must do better. As president, I’ll fight to achieve mental health parity, expand access to care, and wipe out the stigma. #WorldMentalHealthDay

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Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon

5 years ago

Fuckery needs to be trending.

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Lana Lane @ForReaLinLife

5 years ago

getthere.rideamigos.com/#/achievements…

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

5 years ago

Do we need a Super Secret Service to protect the Secret Service from the President?

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Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins

5 years ago

Wishing harm, sickness or death on someone, even a bad person, is petty & small. BUT: it is genuinely & extremely funny that Trump got COVID. It’s objectively funny. He downplayed it & mishandled it & thousands of people died. Now he has it. It’s funny!