Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD
That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about. Craggy Island Joined March 2013-
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“He did kick me up the arse!”
“I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences. “Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist."
“I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences. “Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist." https://t.co/imOIrxKUf7
"How much did you pay for the door, Ted?" "I don't know, it came with the house."
“Maybe I like the misery.”
“Maybe I like the misery.” https://t.co/m66FIkzhjk
"Clit Power. What does that mean? I knew a Father CLINT Power, maybe she's having a go at him..."
"Clit Power. What does that mean? I knew a Father CLINT Power, maybe she's having a go at him..." https://t.co/rCNYpWyyQx
"Ted? I'm going mad."
"Ted? I'm going mad." https://t.co/2otHUeZr18
"He's dead, Ted. We'll never see him again." "We'll see him in the next world." "Oh yeah, sure..."
“So, there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that fella...E.T.”
“So, there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that fella...E.T.” https://t.co/tv8EdzyfgJ
"Ha, those Protestants, up to no good as usual."
"Ha, those Protestants, up to no good as usual."
“God, I wouldn’t have thought he’d have been interested in that type of thing.” “Ah yeah, well, ya think ya know someone.”
“God, I wouldn’t have thought he’d have been interested in that type of thing.” “Ah yeah, well, ya think ya know someone.” https://t.co/eptcU1E0tf
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"I hear you're a racist now, Father."
"I hear you're a racist now, Father." https://t.co/7JB1liNsR9
“What the hell was it about anyway?” “Well, it was…” “Ah, jaysis.”
“This is much more fun than killing yourself isn’t it, Kevin?”
"If the milkman calls, the money's under the statue of our Lord being embarrassed by the Romans."
“You're not up to your old tricks again, are you Tom?”
"Ted said you were dying.” "Dying? Aw no. I don't think so anyway."
"One day, you and I, we're gonna be in that new parish of yours sipping iced tea on the lawn, and this will all be just a memory."
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@Joseph_Fasano_ Shitttt. New verse just dropped lads. @FrTedQOTD
@FrTedQOTD My best tattoo tbf
@FrTedQOTD I love this account. I have always maintained that almost every real life situation has a Father Ted comedy equivalent. Time and time again you prove this! Thank you, you’re “a great bunch o’ lads” (with apologies if you’re actually lasses, but you know the quote).
@FrTedQOTD I carry a toy cow in my walking coat for this very purpose.
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Erik ten Hag has described Andre Onana as the "second best" goalkeeper in the Premier League. #BBCFootball #MUFC
@FrTedQOTD I am constantly amazed by how often this channel manages to draw a parallel between obscure “Father Ted” plot points and real life current events. #theresthechamp #fairplaytoyou
All-Priests 5-a-side over 75’s indoor football challenge match @FrTedQOTD
What should this art installation be called?
@FrTedQOTD Graham was pretty well-known by the time this episode was broadcast, but he was modest enough to worry that when he whipped off the pillow case and shouted 'TED!!!', there would be a murmur of '...who's he?' from the studio audience. I am happy to say that there wasn't....
@Petar_DRC @POTUS Do you think Ireland doesn’t have black people????
@Petar_DRC @POTUS I love how none of these experts on Irish pubs are from Ireland.
@DannyWArmstrong @POTUS Considering every pub I’ve been to is in Ireland, we don’t discriminate on who can drink with us, any race any colour any gender
@DannyWArmstrong @POTUS This is an extremely outdated view of Ireland.
@DannyWArmstrong @POTUS Not true, I was standing outside that very pub last night and this is a true demographic representation of our town, and the people that contribute to life in this fab little town, nice try though.
@FrTedQOTD This whole magnificent end-credit cupboard scene was improvised by Ben Keaton. As was his reaction - 'It's yourself!' to the Sacred Heart antimacassar....
@FrTedQOTD The second series of Father Ted was scheduled right up against transmission - we were editing and dubbing last week's recording while rehearsing this week's. Last-minute sound work was a scramble, so these particular voice-overs were done, respectively, by: Arthur Me Graham.
Fondly remembering my friends Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly on this fateful day. (And staying indoors).
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