Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

🇩🇰🇬🇧🇨🇦🇮🇹 Fucktose intolerant, 96%'er Danmark Joined December 2018

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

3 days ago

A blue whale's anus can stretch up to 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole, next to people that talk on speakerphone in public.

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

3 days ago

En ukrainsk kvinde bliver stukket med kniv i Charlotte, North Carolina og kommentarerne er som ventet. Jeg giver snart op på menneskeheden.

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

4 days ago

Vi står for at skulle skifte til ny bil på arbejdet, fra en Touran til lignende, bare i el. Vi har et budget på 500k, og indtil videre er det småt med udvalget. Mercedes EQB Ja det er indtil videre hvad der passer i både budget og form. Ikke varevogn, ikke stationcar. Tanker?

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

a week ago

Hej brevkasse. Vi leder efter et rat og pedal sæt til PS4, også gerne et der kan bruges til Xbox One, da sønnike fylder 10 om lidt. Men hvad vælger man? Han elsker Formel 1 spil, hvis det hjælper. Gerne brugt.

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

a week ago

Mai Manniche er en svindler? Nej dog! facebook.com/share/1B2kjN2u…

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

a week ago

Piotr Szczerek is a massive asshole. Pass it on.

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

a week ago

Conservatives screaming "it's not guns, it's mental health". Well, Trump defunded mental healthcare. He defunded access to healthcare. He also shut down the Office of Gun Violence Prevention. All you have left, is transpeople=bad

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

This. Fucking this. Read. School shootings happen all the time, mostly by white men. The conservatives never address the issues, but "let's pray it'll all go away". Suddenly, a transperson is the one on the trigger and now every conservative is demanding change. Fuck the USA

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

Tsunoda: Marko wasn't aware of the difference between Red Bull F1 cars Helmut Mako, the man behind the @visacashapprb junior team and @redbullracing advisor, was unaware of what everyone has known for years? share.google/kI86QsLGWTECOT…

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

Ohøj TikTok'ers. Jeg skal lave en viden med green screen, men det ser ud som om de har lavet om på menuerne. Jeg kan slet ikke finde effekter nogle steder. Hvem kan hjælpe?

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

This is the exact reason America is a failed state. It is easier for kids to buy an automatic rifle, than a beer.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @RepMTG

2 weeks ago

This is the exact reason America is a failed state. It is easier for kids to buy an automatic rifle, than a beer.

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

Hold nu kæft🙄

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Jakob Schmidt @FranticallyCalm

2 weeks ago

He he, @DFUNikita du er sgu da en hykler. Du har i øvrigt endnu ikke svaret på egen udtalelse om, at man er dansker hvis ens bedsteforældre er danskere.

Robert de Nino @TheRobertDeNino

4 weeks ago

He he, @DFUNikita du er sgu da en hykler. Du har i øvrigt endnu ikke svaret på egen udtalelse om, at man er dansker hvis ens bedsteforældre er danskere.