Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

Fred Spanner stand up comedy Fredspanner.com Joined May 2009

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

11 months ago

Now on Bluesky. FREDSPANNER

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

3 years ago

Apparently @samsmith 's outfit cost £4000. That's the cost of inflation for you. #SamSmith #Brits2023 #comedy

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

5 years ago

Instead of fighting, why don't #Aldi #MarksAndSpencer and #morrisons get together and make a Human Centipede cake? #FreeCuthbert

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

5 years ago

For those looking out for the rocket tonight, here's an artist's impression of what we can expect to see. #SpaceXDragon #DominicCummnings

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The government today achieved a new world record, as the Coronavirus Daily Briefing has now officially gone through more line-up changes than the Sugababes. #coronavirusuk #CoronavirusLockdown #DailyBriefinguk #dailybriefings

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

"When's lockdown going to end?" is the new "Are we there yet?" #lockdownEnd #lockdown

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

Weeks into lockdown and I still haven't finished this essay. #spongebob #spongebobsquarepants

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

Disappointing that only 1 person got the memo about "Wacky Shirt Wednesdays" #jokes #humour #humourinuniform

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

The year is 2021. Hundreds of 99 year old men are walking round their gardens in a new NHS funding scheme organised by the tories. #lockdown #BorisJohnson

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

These are the lockdown rules from Spain. Seemingly you can get into a lot of trouble if you take a dog for a walk and you don't actually have one. #lockdownNow #lockdown

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

No tins of peas at my local supermarket. They must be shelf-isolating. #coronavirus #coronavirusChallenge

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

No dogs are allowed at #illuminightlidl so I took him tonight for a sneaky look. #dogsoftwitter

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

The video of @GretaThunberg's speech should be shown to every schoolchild in the world. Not just to educate them on climate change, but also to show them how to stand up to bullies. #GretaThunbergOutdidTrump #GretaThunberg

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

Curtis: What's the first thing you're gonna do in the outside world? Maura (thinks): Dump you #LoveIsland #fakeittillyoumakeit

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

How to spot a snake. Rule 1. They start every sentence with the phrase "I'm not gonna lie" #LoveIsland

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

#BTS #BTSARMY

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

6 years ago

The positioning of microphones can be so important. #britishsoapawards

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Fred Spanner @Fredspanner

7 years ago

Myself and Damon Albarn at the Parklife album launch party, 25 years ago to this day. He was lovely. #blur #Parklife #DamonAlbarn

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Mascots Minute Silence @MascotSilence

7 years ago

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OLLIE OLLERTON @ollie_ollerton

7 years ago

💥NEWSFLASH - PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ💥 It’s been 11 months since the announcement that @DanXross was teaming up with me to work on a project to support grieving men by providing & delivering physical activity based retreats in the U.K. FOLLOW LINK: gofundme.com/StrongMen?pc=o…