boby @FreeFormJizz
Joined May 2011-
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I don’t know if I’ve ever been so convinced my food just isn’t coming
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In Safeway and they’re playing what is very clearly a cover of “Ants Marching” by Dave Matthew’s Band
Got food poisoning attempting the hotdog per set challenge at a tennis game
We are on a 1:1 glass bottle banquet : shotgun pbr pace this evening gents try to keep up
From the highest IQ record holder: real tears in my eyes trying to finish this case of dark modelo
Absolutely crazy the me that it’s 2025 and my friends from college found out about love after lockup before mugshawtys
If you have a lifted jeep so tall your legs dangle when you get out I’m going to assume you are in insurmountable debt
They should let me experience the heat death of the universe alone in the Vegas screen ball
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