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People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
Boy: "You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met." Girl: "You just wanna fuck me." Boy: "Wow and smart too."
Things you should never do after a breakup = 1) Listen to love songs. 2) Read old messages 3) Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
The awkward moment when you're waiting for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply.
During tests there's always one song that's stuck in my head when I'm trying to remember the answer.
Bruno Mars: "Have some really nice sex!" Kidz bop: "Send a really nice text!"
Boy: "Just because you have your period doesn't mean you can be a bitch." Girl: "Just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be one."
Walking out the door = 5% Gracefully walking out the door with all eyes on me. 95% Tripping out the door and having everyone laugh at you.
Short kid: "How's the weather up there?" Tall kid: *Spits on the short kids head* "It's raining."
Boy: "8====D that's how big my dick is! ;)" Girl: "No, this is how big it is." Boy: "You didn't type anything lol." Girl: "Exactly."
When a friend offers you food, all trust is lost. Me: "What the fuck did you do to it?" Friend: "Nothing! I swear." Me: "Then take a bite."
Me: "What time is it?" Person: "5 after 3." Me: "Why can't you just say 3:05!?"
*Mom enters room* *Hides iPod under my pillow like a ninja*
American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?" British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medicine with "May cause extreme sexiness" side effect.
Me: "Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Hell, who am I kidding, I hope you fall down the f*cking stairs too!"
Boy: "Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup."
Those girls who wear 100s of bracelets every day and I'm just like, "I lose everything after the first 5 minutes of buying it."
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