I'm still struggling to accept that conkers have lost their currency. They're just lying on the ground – really good ones and everything - and nobody cares.
"So, we're making a version of Beauty and the Beast in the 80's - the classic tale of a seemingly evil, monstrous creature ultimately revealed as a kind and handsome prince. Who shall we cast? a. Klaus Kinski or, b. Literally anybody else in the world?"
"The first one!"
RIP Christopher H. Bidmead
His note of thanks to the Barbican in his novelisation of Castrovalva 'where a working model of the disorientating experiments provided valuable practical experience' went totally over my head at the time. I have since been there and now get the joke.
Despite my local Poundland closing several months ago, there's still a shoeless foreign beggar to be found slumped against the shuttered front on a daily basis - pining for loose change like a derelict Greyfriars Bobby.
Walked past a house flying a St George's flag. Naturally I had to inform the uneducated owner that St George was Turkish. Actually
Imagine my further annoyance when I woke up in hospital later that day to find my ailment described as 'Removal of pole & *British* flag from rectum'
Labour Councilor Mr Horrible Nazi Monster Thing was cleared of encouraging violent disorder today after he explained his 'Slit their throats' dream sequence was 'not to be taken literally'. 'I hope I can now return to machine gunning kids as they watch The Muppet Show' he added.
Relaxing with Shatner’s The Transformed Man – my ironic pleasure at Captain Kirk’s crooning having long since turned to genuine enjoyment. It’s dead (groovy) Jim!
This is a common argument amongst the low-brains - that the 'wokeness' of something can be defined by the those that made it rather than the content they created. Show with not a single gay character across its 26 year history is 'woke' because some people who work in TV are gay.
Love watching the painfully middle class lefty being told to 'F*** off!'. I don't think anything has summed up the current state of the UK so perfectly: clueless liberal elites and the ever mounting rage of a populace tired of being beaten into the ground by their idiocy.
So...if I don't buy Bitcoin, the price will rocket and I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
If I do buy Bitcoin, the price will collapse and I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
Is that how it works?
When I remember it exists, its fun to take a look on Bloosky at the accounts of those who flounced off X in a TDS huff. In nearly every case, they've lost about 90% of their followers & have gone from stadiums to puppet show support. Ah well, at least you stuck it to Hitler guys!
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