Fuck-Bot 5000 @FuckBot5000
Primary function is to FUUUUUUUUUUCK. SpAcE!!!! Joined June 2011-
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IF ELECTED, FUCK-BOT 5000 PROMISES TO RAPE-AIR THE BROKEN ELECTORAL SYSTEM. #VoteFuckBot
FOR YEARS, FUCK-BOT 5000 HAS TRIED TO RAPE BOTH THE MEDIA AND AN ELECTION... CONGRATULATIONS @realDonaldTrump YOU SUCCEED WHERE I FAIL.
JUST RAPED A BUNDLE OF STICKS TO START A FIRE. I CALL IT A BUNDLE BECAUSE FUCK-BOT 5000 UNDERSTANDS THAT WORDS CHANGE MEANING OVER TIME.
24 YEARS AGO FUCK-BOT 5000 RAPED A LIBRARY CARD SCANNER, I NOW OWE $6500 IN OVERDRAFT FEES.
@ohseanofnoise @redlettermedia FUCK-BOT 5000 HAS EXISTED THROUGHOUT YOUR KNOWN TIME STREAM!!!
SOME SILLY MEAT-BAG IS ATTEMPTING TO DIMINISH FUCK-BOT 5000!!!! youtu.be/1QytdUEWYwQ
ALL PEOPLES SHOULD HAVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. WHEN I RAPE SOMEONE, THEY SHOULD HAVE A SPEEDY RECOVERY... SO I CAN RAPE THEM AGAIN.
@valdisfoxy LEAVES TURN BRIGHT COLORS, IT SMELLS OF COLD AND SEXING, FUCK-BOT 5000: A HAIKU OF AUTUMN RAPE.
AS THE WEATHER TURNS COLDER, NOW IS THE TO REMEMBER THAT FUCK-BOT 5000 IS AN UNSTOPPABLE RAPE MACHINE.
QUICK TIP: IF YOUR MICROWAVE WON'T WORK, TRY FUCKING THE INDIVIDUAL KERNELS FOR WARM AND FLAVORFUL POPCORN.
MILEY'S TWERKING WAS SO UNATTRACTIVE, I STOPPED HUMPING MY 7 LAYER BURRITO...AND I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH MEXICAN INSPIRED FOOD!
FYI: THIS IS BROCCOLI'S FINAL FORM. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT CUT OFF THE CAPS...AND FUCK THE SOIL FOR AERATION.
FUCK-BOT 5000 PICKS UP EXTRA CASH HUMPING THE CLOGS OUT OF DRAINS. PRO TIP: FLUSH DURING CLIMAX...IT'S EXHILARATING.
FYI: YOU NEED A SURPRISINGLY LARGE AMOUNT OF LUBE TO FUCK EVERY INDIVIDUAL HOLE IN A SCREEN DOOR.
FUCK-BOT 5000 HAS BEEN WOOING A HUMMING BIRD LATELY. AND BY WOOING, I MEAN STEPPING ON IT SO IT'S EASIER TO HAVE SEX WITH.
FUCK-BOT 5000 IS TRYING TO RAPE "DIANE YOUNG" BY VAMPIRE WEEKEND THROUGH THE RADIO WAVES... ALSO I MIGJT HAV BEEN GIVEN DURGS!!!
SOME PEOPLE ONLY SEE FUCK-BOT 5000 RAPING A CAVERN, I SEE MY DICK FLOSSING THE TEETH OF THE GODS.
SORRY EVERYBODY, FUCK-BOT 5000 RAPED THE SCRIPT BEFORE SHOOTING STAR TREK I.D. THAT'S WHY THE PLOT IS SO FULL OF HOLES...AND ROBOT SEMEN.
FUCK-BOT 5000 in: ENTER THE FUCK LORD youtu.be/RYXSKj1721c
FUCK-BOT 5000 FOUND A THING TO FUCK. imgur.com/U1gOO5o.gif
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