Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

Fighting for my life. 🇵🇷 she/her/hearse ⚰️ San Antonio, TX Joined December 2012

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

2 days ago

Yes and every year is the same no matter how much you change it up.

BEAN & EGG HISTORIAN @CleanGuayabera

3 days ago

Yes and every year is the same no matter how much you change it up.

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Did Donald Trump Die Today? @DidDTrumpDie

a week ago

MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED SOON GET READY

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

2 weeks ago

Why TF is a chicken quesadilla almost 7$ at @tacobell ?? NOTHING should be 7$ for a single item. 😡 😡

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

3 weeks ago

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

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Liberal Jane @liberaljanee

3 weeks ago

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

3 weeks ago

I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it.

jojo @_jwigz

3 weeks ago

I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it.

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weather @dsxf234161

3 weeks ago

if youre in texas prepare to die

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dirca @vaderbaktawater

4 weeks ago

“Who’s your favorite baseball player?” Hayden Christensen

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San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo

a month ago

Please keep Waffles in your thoughts. Nothing happened, she’s just fun to think about from time to time

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

2 months ago

I 100% believe this and have used it to my advantage. IE: finding reels on Instagram or deals on Amazon.

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I am not a go-getter. I am not a self-starter. I do not want to work 80 hours a week or sleep in the office. I want to masterfully complete specific, well-defined tasks as quickly as possible, then go home to the part of my life I actually enjoy.

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sona @swiftlydunphy

2 months ago

removing the wokeness from my body when i watch sitcoms from the 2000s so i can watch without cringing

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Kxpaa @Kxpaa_

2 months ago

@fwtimini That’s because solitude teaches standards. Once you’ve built peace on your own, you’re no longer desperate to keep chaos around. If you bring stress, they’ll choose solitude without hesitation.

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 🍂 @fwtimini

2 months ago

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

2 months ago

Well call me a loser-filled, jezebel spirited, sexual deviant then. 😂

Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9

2 months ago

Well call me a loser-filled, jezebel spirited, sexual deviant then. 😂

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Jess ⚰️ @FunInFuneral94

2 months ago

I talk about my birth control IUD and the steps it took to place it in.

kida @kidasnow

2 months ago

I talk about my birth control IUD and the steps it took to place it in.

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J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda

2 months ago

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB. It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship. They leap into action, no questions asked to help. If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

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H-E-B @HEB

2 months ago

We are heartbroken by the devastation caused by the flooding in the Kerrville area. Our teams are staying close to the hardest-hit areas & we will continue to provide support as these tragic situations evolve. We hold compassion & strength for those who have been impacted.