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A story about a London orphan beating the headmaster called ‘Oliver Plot Twist’
Space jam - good 90’s movie, great name for an LSD infused marmalade
An App that helps you find rides from the grocery store called ShopLyft
Two of my friends went to the Squid Game Experience store and I never of heard from them again
I cross fit (of the list of things I’m never gonna do)
Modern Label: This product was made in a country that also makes nuts and other crazies
Modern Label: "Made with Natural and Artificial intelligence"
The best way to get through a to-do list is to have your first task set to ‘Procrastinate’.
Gaslighting station - when they keep telling you the tank is empty but YOU KNOW you just filled it up.
Rejected show taglines: #Ripley - Believe him or not.
Ever since the “Procreate” App was designed they never stopped making them
I have a phobia of Greek terms but I'm unable tell you what it’s called.
'Perjury Duty' noun The lies you've been telling the judge in order to escape the court room
You know @dunemovie is a fantasy film because every time they go indoors there's no sand stuck to anything
Tough to overcome shyness without medications. An organic solution that worked for me was brewing barley with hops, yeast and carbonated water.
Stephen Green @Dred838
16 Followers 117 Following
Ruth @ruthkonowal97
225 Followers 3K Following
Danielle in Doodles @danielledoodles
62 Followers 207 Following Funny doodles about drama in my life, news, culture, & more! A lot of Jewish cartoons, too. By @myfairbrody.
Zionist Organization ... @ZOA_National
12K Followers 1K Following ZOA works to strengthen US-Israel relations through educational activities, public affairs programs, educating Capitol Hill, and by combating anti-Israel bias.
Jacob Daniel @JDMatuska1983
292 Followers 2K Following Worship Most High YaHaWaH +His one Son Yahushua HMaschiac 🙌 & the Ruach HaKaDesh ✨🙏🫶 God made females phenomenal! Im to kiss & sniff their sexy feet! 🫦👣🧕
Lesley✨ @stangnabbit
120 Followers 308 Following Pittsburgh Native, New York Transplant, Sports Fan, Athlete, Professional Aunt, Ad Exec, Laugh Addict, & endlessly striving to be the light in all darkness.
Corhar @Corhar4
2K Followers 2K Following Comedian living on the East Coast/Aspiring Voice Actor /Grandson of Cedric Sneer
Uncomfortably Funny @UncomfortablyFU
4K Followers 4K Following Uncomfortably Funny Show Monday nights 7 - 9 pm est starring Anthony Ennis @enniscomedy Dave Hoj @thehojer and Shay Farrell @shayF_comedian intern @thedhoj
Peter Clark-Deutsch @PeterClarkJokes
379 Followers 311 Following Comedy Person, Head Writer for @JumpKickFunding Other words in @mcsweeneys @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews @PointsinCase @WeeklyHumorist
nick griffin @thenickgriffin
19K Followers 6K Following https://t.co/al4O0qbzSP i am a comedian. Conan. Colbert. Letterman. I have a special on amazon. #CheerUp. Also a horror podcast on iTunes called Scary Monsters.
Ray DeVito @raydevito
5K Followers 1K Following amazing and humble comedian https://t.co/qfRm87p3JL Rock Bottom Podcast w/ Ray DeVito https://t.co/8sM2FSilqt https://t.co/QkAzxOZmat
Justbeonsocial @justbeonsocial
3K Followers 3K Following JustBe Podcast Come follow Emery and Briana on our journey of changing the world! ✮YouTube : The JustBE Podcast ✮Instagram: https://t.co/QSWfYusXZf
Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba
53 Followers 98 Following Sometimes boyfriend and forever child to REDACTED jk @prettyfrenchboy
ً @3___0__0__0___
5K Followers 2K Following
Meredith Hackman @Big_Mer
3K Followers 3K Following Writer. Comedian. VO Artist. Sib in the disabled community. I am mostly hair.
Maroof Umar @MaroofUmar3
19 Followers 379 Following
Christopher Carley @carleychristoph
611 Followers 733 Following I Play Pretend For A Living: Actor/Comic/Writer/Producer/Narrator/Teacher/Redhead/ThePriestFromGranTorino
Andrew Cornelius @InfamousACorn
344 Followers 709 Following More comedy careers have been ended by Twitter than started.
Elieser Mateo Joseph @ELIEZER79496889
14 Followers 161 Following Soy un ser h𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘; 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚞é𝚜, 𝚏𝚒𝚕ó𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚘; 𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚐𝚘... 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎
Bring Weed Please.com @bring_weed
306 Followers 3K Following Premium Cannabis Delivered - Metro Detroit - Open Late
Lords of Laggard Hill @LaggardHill
668 Followers 529 Following Animated comedy series ⚔️ Watch full episodes on YouTube
Michael Guud @agoodmichael
647 Followers 2K Following NYC comic and host of the Morning Good Podcast link below
Danny Suggs comedy @dsuggscomedy
790 Followers 663 Following Virginia boy,Stand up comedian and last but not least Little Debbie’s biggest supporter. 👇🏾 My Life..”The lost pages” Instagram:dannysuggscomedy
Laughstruck @laughstruck
13 Followers 140 Following Laughstruck is a dating site that connects singles based on their shared sense of humor. Beta testing now in Portland, Maine!
Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
11K Followers 2K Following NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him
Ragbag Rambler @RagbagRambler
587 Followers 806 Following Frank Burton from @RagbagPresents podcasts explores the world via the medium of Google Street View. A travel show for a locked down world.
Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan
6K Followers 2K Following | Actor | V.A. | Comedian | Featured: NYTimes | Seeso | NBC | ComedyClubs: NYCC | SUNY | GWCC | BWCC | QED | C&C | Gotham | GrislyPear
Bill Schulz @BillSchulz
41K Followers 3K Following Hear @JoanneGoodhart & @BillSchulz's unique brand of @AdLargePodcasts acrimony HERE: https://t.co/sedDgv3iiY
Mac O’Hara @OHaraMac
2K Followers 2K Following New York City stand up comic and writer. Website: https://t.co/9KhHJKVcgs Instagram: ohara_mac TikTok: macohara
Batboy @batboy711
28 Followers 147 Following Just woke up from a 1000 year nap and searching for my bat brethren. These purebred humans are acting like they've never seen someone half-bat before.
Master Blorg @WritesonWriting
1K Followers 4K Following Toronto Comedy Writer with many t-shirts. Stay at work father. #comedy, #comedian, #comedians, #writing
Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan
12K Followers 4K Following Awkward girl comedy. IG: @rebeccatkaplan. Live show at Young Ethel's in Brooklyn every third Sunday at 8 pm. Subscribe to my YouTube channel ⬇️
Laugh Pack Production... @laughpackprod
209 Followers 320 Following NYC-Based Comedy and Performance BroadwayComedy Club 04/29 tickets ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
@GreatestComedyShow @GreatestComedy1
60 Followers 115 Following We’re back! NYC based stand up comedy show. Find us at Broadway Comedy Club! Produced by @CarlosDoesWorld
Tom Sin @Tom__Sin
202 Followers 672 Following Have you noticed the more trivial something is, the madder people get about it? | Tiohtià:ke | Montréal | Indigenous | He/Him | 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Emma Paxton @1sweetworld88
248 Followers 220 Following stand up comedian | professional eye roller. https://t.co/mHREvfGG5h
Chris Moore @cmoorecomedy
182 Followers 173 Following Chicago Comic living in NYC, Co-Producer of FratChat Podcast, Fitness Enthusiast
FratChatPodcast @fratchatpodcast
205 Followers 286 Following We are the weekly episodic podcast co-hosted by former fraternity brothers turned comedians, Carlos Garcia and Chris Moore! Part of @BleavNetwork.
Muddassir @delirious_5
30 Followers 1K Following I’d like to help the homeless, but they’re never home.
Pineist @Pineist
14 Followers 175 Following A place to pine over media from the past and take a look at what modern media has to offer! YouTube - https://t.co/pNZFYDJ1RB
How to Write Funny @HowtoWriteFunny
90 Followers 43 Following 🤣 Making the world a funnier place with comedy tips, inspiration, and deep dives 🤿💦
Randy Ginsburg @GinsburgRandy
2K Followers 1K Following making the future more human https://t.co/cnMC9mJpj3 // writing & yapping about building healthier tech habits https://t.co/ewQ8SL1oLC
Torrey Huggins @torrey_huggins
531 Followers 1K Following NY Comic | No Keep Talkn Podcast 🎙️| IG: @torreyhuggins host of @couchpotatoesliveshow on IG
Danielle in Doodles @danielledoodles
62 Followers 207 Following Funny doodles about drama in my life, news, culture, & more! A lot of Jewish cartoons, too. By @myfairbrody.
The World Series of C... @WSOCFestival
1K Followers 797 Following The World Series of Comedy, America's largest comedy festival. Link in Bio...
KDeetzisnuts @kristindietz0
2K Followers 2K Following Real person, lawyer, & stand up comic. WhoAmongUsPod. Reality Tv fangirl. Dog mom. She/her.
Stand Up NY @StandUpNY
14K Followers 4K Following Live comedy shows Tuesday-Saturday at @Bond45NYC! 🗽
Corhar @Corhar4
2K Followers 2K Following Comedian living on the East Coast/Aspiring Voice Actor /Grandson of Cedric Sneer
Peter Clark-Deutsch @PeterClarkJokes
379 Followers 311 Following Comedy Person, Head Writer for @JumpKickFunding Other words in @mcsweeneys @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews @PointsinCase @WeeklyHumorist
Ray DeVito @raydevito
5K Followers 1K Following amazing and humble comedian https://t.co/qfRm87p3JL Rock Bottom Podcast w/ Ray DeVito https://t.co/8sM2FSilqt https://t.co/QkAzxOZmat
nick griffin @thenickgriffin
19K Followers 6K Following https://t.co/al4O0qbzSP i am a comedian. Conan. Colbert. Letterman. I have a special on amazon. #CheerUp. Also a horror podcast on iTunes called Scary Monsters.
Charlotte Parker @CharCharParPar
392 Followers 1K Following Comedian/Writer/Singer/Teacher/Evil ginger looking for a soul to steal #BlackLivesMatter
Johnny MacDonald @heresjohnnymac
501 Followers 492 Following Comedian, host of @rootforlaundry and yo granny's favorite.
Justbeonsocial @justbeonsocial
3K Followers 3K Following JustBe Podcast Come follow Emery and Briana on our journey of changing the world! ✮YouTube : The JustBE Podcast ✮Instagram: https://t.co/QSWfYusXZf
Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba
53 Followers 98 Following Sometimes boyfriend and forever child to REDACTED jk @prettyfrenchboy
ً @3___0__0__0___
5K Followers 2K Following
letterboxd reviews wi... @letterboxdauras
293K Followers 55 Following submit your letterboxd reviews
Meredith Hackman @Big_Mer
3K Followers 3K Following Writer. Comedian. VO Artist. Sib in the disabled community. I am mostly hair.
Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo
3K Followers 675 Following Comedian/influencer. Bio in the bio! Two comedy specials. YouTube show. Becoming more powerful by the second.
Christopher Carley @carleychristoph
611 Followers 733 Following I Play Pretend For A Living: Actor/Comic/Writer/Producer/Narrator/Teacher/Redhead/ThePriestFromGranTorino
Joe DeVito @JoeDeVitoComedy
38K Followers 626 Following
Andrew Cornelius @InfamousACorn
344 Followers 709 Following More comedy careers have been ended by Twitter than started.
Lords of Laggard Hill @LaggardHill
668 Followers 529 Following Animated comedy series ⚔️ Watch full episodes on YouTube
Michael Guud @agoodmichael
647 Followers 2K Following NYC comic and host of the Morning Good Podcast link below
Danny Suggs comedy @dsuggscomedy
790 Followers 663 Following Virginia boy,Stand up comedian and last but not least Little Debbie’s biggest supporter. 👇🏾 My Life..”The lost pages” Instagram:dannysuggscomedy
Laughstruck @laughstruck
13 Followers 140 Following Laughstruck is a dating site that connects singles based on their shared sense of humor. Beta testing now in Portland, Maine!
MotorCityComedyFest @motorcitycf
353 Followers 547 Following Motor City Comedy Festival is a stand-up comedy festival taking place in Detroit, September 22nd-24th.
Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
11K Followers 2K Following NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him
Ragbag Rambler @RagbagRambler
587 Followers 806 Following Frank Burton from @RagbagPresents podcasts explores the world via the medium of Google Street View. A travel show for a locked down world.
Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan
6K Followers 2K Following | Actor | V.A. | Comedian | Featured: NYTimes | Seeso | NBC | ComedyClubs: NYCC | SUNY | GWCC | BWCC | QED | C&C | Gotham | GrislyPear
Comedy Bureau @thecomedybureau
13K Followers 866 Following The cheat sheet to LA/NYC/virtual comedy and more. https://t.co/eJhQNnyrcJ. All submissions and inquiries go to thecomedybureau at gmail.
Bill Schulz @BillSchulz
41K Followers 3K Following Hear @JoanneGoodhart & @BillSchulz's unique brand of @AdLargePodcasts acrimony HERE: https://t.co/sedDgv3iiY
Mac O’Hara @OHaraMac
2K Followers 2K Following New York City stand up comic and writer. Website: https://t.co/9KhHJKVcgs Instagram: ohara_mac TikTok: macohara
Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan
12K Followers 4K Following Awkward girl comedy. IG: @rebeccatkaplan. Live show at Young Ethel's in Brooklyn every third Sunday at 8 pm. Subscribe to my YouTube channel ⬇️
Laugh Pack Production... @laughpackprod
209 Followers 320 Following NYC-Based Comedy and Performance BroadwayComedy Club 04/29 tickets ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
@GreatestComedyShow @GreatestComedy1
60 Followers 115 Following We’re back! NYC based stand up comedy show. Find us at Broadway Comedy Club! Produced by @CarlosDoesWorld
Tom Sin @Tom__Sin
202 Followers 672 Following Have you noticed the more trivial something is, the madder people get about it? | Tiohtià:ke | Montréal | Indigenous | He/Him | 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Emma Paxton @1sweetworld88
248 Followers 220 Following stand up comedian | professional eye roller. https://t.co/mHREvfGG5h
FratChatPodcast @fratchatpodcast
205 Followers 286 Following We are the weekly episodic podcast co-hosted by former fraternity brothers turned comedians, Carlos Garcia and Chris Moore! Part of @BleavNetwork.
Chris Moore @cmoorecomedy
182 Followers 173 Following Chicago Comic living in NYC, Co-Producer of FratChat Podcast, Fitness Enthusiast
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
475K Followers 15K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
Anna Levy @AnnaPhilomena
991 Followers 2K Following Just another girl on the BMT. Artistic associate @dragonflytheatr. Catholic, Michigan alum, Mets & railfan. Lots of reality TV tweets. Married to @mattlevy51.Trends for United States
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