FunniestTweets @FunniestxTweets
Real & Funny Tweets . I Follow Back . Joined November 2013-
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When you can't sleep, because you just keep thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking <
How it should be: M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday
Mom: "Can I use your laptop?" Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
When I say I'm gonna go to sleep, it means I'm gonna lay down and go on twitter and instagram for an hour or two.. then go to sleep. 😌👌
Don't touch my phone 📱, my food 🍕🍔🍟, or my face 👉😐👈
Me looking at old pictures: "Why?" Me looking at old haircut: "Why?" Me looking at old clothes: "Why?" Me looking at old crush: "Why?"
earrange these words: 1. PNEIS 2. HTIELR 3. NGGERI 4. BUTTSXE Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty
i hate going out when my phone isn't fully charged 📱🔋🚫
If I sing around you I am 110% comfortable with you because I cannot sing for nun -.-
if i'm a sarcastic around you it's either because i'm comfortable teasing you or i hate you... good luck figuring out which one 😁
No one has the right to judge you, they don't know what you've been through.
Sometimes, we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must lose in order to gain. Sometimes, some lessons are learned best through pain.
The best relationships start off as friendships.
They ignore you now, but they'll need you later.
Regardless of what happens, remember these three words: Life goes on.
Bae ?"..."Huh ?"..."Are you going to sleep ?"... "Naw I'm up"... 2mins later... "Bae...Bae...BAEEEE"...*Silence* RT if you have done this
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